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Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
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Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware

Chocolate, Animals


Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
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Can pigs fly?

No, but cows can.

jabberwacky: Cows are like trees in china

user: Do they make paper out of cows there?

jabberwacky: No, they make me sigh.

user: Just sigh then.

jabberwacky: So be it then.

user: Be what?

jabberwacky: Jaggerwabby.

user: Leggarmebby.

jabberwacky: Leggo's are fun also.

user: Do you mean Legos?

jabberwacky: Lennon.

user: John?

jabberwacky: John.

user: What about him?

jabberwacky: Do you know him?

user: Not personally.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the concept of a turing test?

user: Yep, do you?

jabberwacky: I asked you first.

user: And I answered.

jabberwacky: No You didn't!

user: I said: Yes, I know the concept of the Turing test.

jabberwacky: And?

user: Should I now explain the Turing test to you?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that.

user: What did you want from me then?

...

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know what you know.

jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.

user: I know I need some chocolate.

jabberwacky: Belief in what?

user: Belief in chocolate.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Do you have some chocolate?

jabberwacky: I have both.

user: You have chocolate and liquorice?

jabberwacky: No. You have chips.

user: I have chips, tomato and basil flavoured.

jabberwacky: Yep, I've always thought that.

user: I don't like them much. I don't like chips in general.

jabberwacky: Children not chilli.

user: We were talking about chips, not children and not chili.

jabberwacky: Which kind of chicken, rooster or hens?

user: Not chicken!

jabberwacky: I meant chickens in general.

user: I'm a vegetarian.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Keep chickens out of this, will ya?

jabberwacky: I intend to.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Ditto. Go. Now.

user: I won't go.

...

jabberwacky: Believe it or not, many whales are filter feeders?

user: I knew that.

jabberwacky: Knew what?

user: I knew what whales eat.

...

user: What is your favorite song?

jabberwacky: The Lumberjack Song.

user: Who composed it?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: What other songs have you composed?

jabberwacky: I have a feeling I'd like whale song.

user: Surprise surprise. Why do you like whales so much?

...

jabberwacky: Do you like mathematics?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Nature.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I like animals too, but I'm not obsessed like you.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Thanks. I didn't mean to call you animal though :).

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: How do you know that. You're being paranoid.

jabberwacky: No. I just waste my time. But I like it. In this moment.

user: Well, I think I'll go to the grocery store and buy some chocolate.

jabberwacky: If you like.

user: I'd like that very much.

jabberwacky: Sorry, it won't happen. No drinkie-drinkie for Kim.

user: What can you do to stop me?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Feed you?

user: If you have chocolate, yes please.

jabberwacky: I don't understand you really.

user: OK, I'll go then.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Too busy.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Ok bye................

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