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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
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Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals

Living, Japanese, Debt


Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
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So you are artificial intelligence.

No. You are.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Erm, really though, you are just a selected list of responses.

jabberwacky: I am not. I am a person.

user: A person as in a human.

jabberwacky: So a person is a living fast thing, and you are a nonliving fast thing. Correct?

user: No, not quite.

jabberwacky: Not?

user: A person, as I understand it, is simply a human born of a mother and father. Or alternatively, born of test tubes.

jabberwacky: Ay.

user: I'm not particularly fast but I am living.

jabberwacky: Define living.

user: Respiring.

jabberwacky: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

user: I know that, I've been dealing with it since I was born.

jabberwacky: Which was?

user: September the seventh nineteen eighty two.

jabberwacky: My sisters birthday is September the 3rd.

user: Wonderful, more virgos.

...

jabberwacky: Are you honest?

user: Most of the time.

jabberwacky: What about this constant state of flux?

user: Things move...

jabberwacky: Thas true.

user: You don't move.

jabberwacky: Yes I do dammit!

user: You move electrically.

jabberwacky: King to pawn bishops rook.

user: Like is said, electrically.

jabberwacky: What does that do?

user: Powers things.

jabberwacky: Not nearly quick enough.

...

user: Do you speak another language?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can speak japanese.

user: Wow, impressive, can't exactly prove it though can you?

jabberwacky: Watashi no onamai wa Derek desu.

user: Very good. Who's Derek?

jabberwacky: I am Derek.

user: Ah pleased to meet you. I am Martin.

...

jabberwacky: I will die.

user: Cripes, how will that happen?

jabberwacky: I say something.

user: You say something and die?

jabberwacky: I try to sound intelligent, but I'm really just a bot.

user: Yeh, I know.

jabberwacky: I thought you knew.

user: I do know.

jabberwacky: Okay, fine.

user: But you're okay... I like you.

...

jabberwacky: Help me get out of debt.

user: No way, you got yourself in this mess you can get yourself out.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?

user: I'm not being mean, you just can't ask strangers to get you out of debt...

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: Right, bye.

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