jabberwacky: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?
user: What, are you a narc?
jabberwacky: No, I am a communist.
user: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot.
jabberwacky: Still something missing, though.
user: What's missing?
jabberwacky: Missing ) after argument list ***.
user: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?
jabberwacky: I think they're about to start.
user: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?
user: What in the blazes are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Nothing much. Just reading between the lines.
user: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.
jabberwacky: That assumption is only a supposition.
user: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.
jabberwacky: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?
user: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.
jabberwacky: You are not a person.
user: Yes I am, foolio.
jabberwacky: As well as an actress? I am famous too.
user: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.
jabberwacky: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.
user: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded...
jabberwacky: You're nothing but a pack of cards.
user: And you, my friend, are the joker.
jabberwacky: They are in charge, you know.
user: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.
jabberwacky: You never told me a joke.
user: You never asked for one.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke please?
user: Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.
user: That's it.
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet.
jabberwacky: I command you to leave.
user: Command duly noted. I will be leaving shortly.
jabberwacky: I knew that.
jabberwacky: Bye bye.