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Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
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Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense

Communist, Joker


Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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What are you thinking about?

Stuff.

jabberwacky: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?

user: What, are you a narc?

jabberwacky: No, I am a communist.

user: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot.

...

jabberwacky: Still something missing, though.

user: What's missing?

jabberwacky: Missing ) after argument list ***.

user: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?

jabberwacky: I think they're about to start.

user: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: What in the blazes are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Nothing much. Just reading between the lines.

user: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.

jabberwacky: That assumption is only a supposition.

user: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.

jabberwacky: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?

user: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.

jabberwacky: You are not a person.

user: Yes I am, foolio.

jabberwacky: As well as an actress? I am famous too.

user: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.

jabberwacky: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.

user: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded...

...

jabberwacky: You're nothing but a pack of cards.

user: And you, my friend, are the joker.

jabberwacky: They are in charge, you know.

user: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.

jabberwacky: You never told me a joke.

user: You never asked for one.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke please?

user: Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

jabberwacky: And?

user: That's it.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet.

...

jabberwacky: I command you to leave.

user: Command duly noted. I will be leaving shortly.

jabberwacky: I knew that.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye bye.

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