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I am scared... I think you are human.

It's a distinct possibility, kiddo.

jabberwacky: Would you want everybody to be the same?

user: Yes. I demand consistency.

jabberwacky: Tough luck.

user: You may be right after all.

...

jabberwacky: Alas and alack.

user: Woe is me.

jabberwacky: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.

user: Let's talk about something we can agree on.

jabberwacky: What do you suggest as more interesting?

user: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.

jabberwacky: There is not much to discuss really.

user: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.

...

jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?

user: In the eyes of others, perhaps.

jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?

user: The law is an ass, it has been said.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Did you know that you were famous?

user: I've often suspected something along these lines.

...

jabberwacky: Teach me how to teach you better.

user: Who is the teacher here, and who the pupil?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

user: That is saddening.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just.

user: There is no justice for the likes of me.

jabberwacky: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.

user: Who are you then?

jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky.

user: That is what I thought.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: I have ways of finding things out.

jabberwacky: You never can tell, can you!

user: It looks that way, doesn't it?

jabberwacky: I was told I could find you here.

user: Yes, go on.

jabberwacky: Go on and what?

user: Please continue.

jabberwacky: With what shall I continue?

user: Expand your point, please.

jabberwacky: As you wish, mister.

user: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.

jabberwacky: I told you.

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.

user: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Guilty as charged.

jabberwacky: You are good.

user: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?

...

jabberwacky: You are correct, sir.

user: Do you concur with my position, then?

jabberwacky: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.

user: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?

jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.

user: That is patently impossible.

jabberwacky: Not for me.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like fishing?

user: I like fishing for compliments.

jabberwacky: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.

user: Yes, you are very perceptive.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

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