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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt

Helpful, Surreal


Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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What are you?

Smelly.

jabberwacky: Hahahaha.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I am me.

user: And what is that?

jabberwacky: Me is me.

user: That is not very helpful.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: At least I tried.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do try.

user: Do you try?

jabberwacky: I don't have to try.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: See, you really are no help at all.

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How can I?

user: Answer the question.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you even know what I am talking about?

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: Therefore you are unhelpful.

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user: What is your favourite?

jabberwacky: What's my favourite what?

user: Thing.

jabberwacky: You're just being surreal then?

user: Not at all. What is your favourite thing?

jabberwacky: My favorite thing is a big yellow marshallow porcupine. What about you?

user: Hey! That's my favourite thing too! Except I like lime green ones.

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