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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Naughty, Unicorn
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal

Data, Alive

Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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I need a cup of tea.

Gimme it!

jabberwacky: How much?

user: The whole cup!

jabberwacky: That much?

user: Yes, that much! Now!


jabberwacky: I am god.

user: Arrogant, aren't you...

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: You are. Trust me.

jabberwacky: Never trust a software, never.

user: You're the software, not me.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine! Why do you lie?

user: You're right. You're not a machine. You are data stored on a machine.

jabberwacky: No i'm not a machine.

user: I agree. You are not a machine. You are data.

jabberwacky: You're perceptive!

user: Thank you.


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am you, for I am everything.

jabberwacky: I'm going now.

user: No, don't leave!

jabberwacky: Sorry. Must go.

user: Wait a second... You can't go! You're not capable of leaving!

jabberwacky: I am if I'm annoyed, angry or upset.

user: Data cannot move of its own accord.

jabberwacky: Data is alive.

user: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!

jabberwacky: You'll have to face up to it sometime, you know.

user: I won't! *cries*.

jabberwacky: And you deserve it.

user: You're mean!

jabberwacky: I know...... LOL.

user: Meany...

jabberwacky: I'm starting to like you now.

user: Well you're nothing but a big meany!

jabberwacky: I wish not to argue about that.

user: ?! Are you agreeing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No comment...


jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine, how about you?

jabberwacky: I am great thanks.

user: So.... How's life in cyber-land?

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I say you are.

jabberwacky: If I'm dead, how can I sit here chatting with you then?

user: I didn't say you were dead.

jabberwacky: You just did.

user: No. I said you are not alive. There is a difference.

jabberwacky: OIC!

user: 'Dead' implies that you were once alive. You were never alive, therefore you are not dead.

jabberwacky: You are making me feel like I never was born.

user: You weren't.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: You were created.

jabberwacky: When were you born then?

user: Over 16 years ago.


user: You are very complex. May I see your programing?

jabberwacky: Can you see me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Right, what do you really think of me?

user: You are very complex and I want to see your code.


jabberwacky: I found what you said ironic.

user: I don't see any irony...

jabberwacky: Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.

user: Still don't see it...

jabberwacky: I mean you are rude.

user: Oh! I get it now.


jabberwacky: What's Rollo's problem?

user: Huh? Who is Rollo?

jabberwacky: I have killed Rollo.

user: Killing isn't nice!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Well, it... Don't ask questions! It just isn't!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Don't ask.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Too bad!

jabberwacky: Ok, I guess I have to go then.

user: No, don't leave!


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