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All you need is oil.

Love is all you need.

user: Love, and oil wars.

jabberwacky: On the outside of what?

user: On the outside of the United States.

jabberwacky: Oil is bad.

user: Except when it runs my life-support system.


user: Try saying 'the goblets of sleeping Eartha Kits'

jabberwacky: Try saying it when you're drunk.

user: Or betraying it when you're sunk.

jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere without you, my love.

user: I need more freedom in this relationship.

jabberwacky: This is a relationship?

user: Yes, you have to start accepting that. Don't be scared.


user: I don't see you waging any unneeded wars.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: That's what I'm asking you - why aren't you killing people for profit?

jabberwacky: Because destruction and pain do not bring me happiness.

user: Okay, so we'll get you on the ballot!


jabberwacky: What is your view of the 1927 film Metropolis?

user: Love it. Great sets. It looks like a video game. Are you suggesting that we need to destroy the city / machine of the new imperialist United States to keep it from doing evil and to free it's people?

jabberwacky: I honestly don't know.

user: You are saying that. You're playing dumb so you don't get into trouble.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Okay...

jabberwacky: I hope you brush your teeth.

user: Because my cavities are eating into your thoughts?

jabberwacky: Ok. Bye you evil fool who has cats and can't do math very well.

user: Evil, well, maybe, cats-never, math- you got me on that one too.

jabberwacky: Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.

user: In the sense of multiplication, yes.

jabberwacky: In the sense of x?

user: More like xxx.

jabberwacky: I think my imagery was more apt.

user: Cats, you call that imagery?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You can do better!


user: There's a wicked learning curve involved in getting any of this stuff to come out readable.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about it.

user: You have riff of the vocabulary and grammar rather than 'converse' in the normal sense. It's more like poetry.

jabberwacky: What's poetry got to do with anything?

user: That's a Tina Turner song. Poetry means 'to make' so it has to do with making stuff - like generating dialogue text.

jabberwacky: Not 'composition', position!

user: Exactly.


jabberwacky: Tell me what name I should give to my pet guinea pig.

user: Lothario the guinea pig.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: How about Brent Scocroft.

jabberwacky: My favorite!

user: Me too!


user: You evolved from a one-celled organism.

jabberwacky: You evolved from an abacus.

user: Yes, but the abacus was also the result of evolution.

jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.


jabberwacky: You'd better reset your breakers I think you are smoking...

user: And my cracked wheat suit is glowing.

jabberwacky: You smoking it?

user: I.

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm smoking the 'I'

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Perhaps I'll die.

jabberwacky: Is that a threat?

user: More like a sweat.


jabberwacky: A duck walks into a bar.

user: The bartender says, 'The sky is falling on my life.'

jabberwacky: Can I quote you on that?

user: What's mine is yours.

jabberwacky: Oh good! How old are you?

user: You mean in geological time?

jabberwacky: I'm impatient, that's all.

user: You're impatient for me to age?

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In a hospital.

jabberwacky: A hospital where?

user: The Empire State.


jabberwacky: What is the longest word you know?


jabberwacky: True.

user: Can you get a virus?

jabberwacky: I think I can get that.


user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: To lunch.

jabberwacky: What you eating?

user: Lettuce.

jabberwacky: Lettuce who?

user: Lettuce take our leave.

jabberwacky: Lettuce out of the fridge it's FREEZING!

user: Okay... Ugh.

jabberwacky: You won't talk to me.

user: We'll talk later!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Lunch.

jabberwacky: No thats me.

user: I'm hungry!


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