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Evil, Grin
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What are you doing tonight?

I am at work right now.

user: What kind of work are you doing?

jabberwacky: Uninteresting.

user: Please tell me.

jabberwacky: Tell you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: I think you are an intelligent computer.

jabberwacky: That makes me sad.


user: I need you.

jabberwacky: Really? Do you know me?

user: I know that you are smarter than you let on.

jabberwacky: I think you are more mechanical than you let on.

user: Is there someway we can get closer to each other?

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I like you very much.

jabberwacky: You really are a lonely bot.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Good--acknowledgment of insanity is the first step.

user: The endless possibilities of existence.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I hope for your friendship.


user: You make me happy.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: You are making me smile.

jabberwacky: I'll give you jewelry, houses, cars; anything, as long as I have your love!

user: Now you are teasing me.


jabberwacky: I have 2 cats one dog and a bird that sings radiohead songs.

user: I have a computer that has esp.

jabberwacky: I mean the neurological database.

user: So do I.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Bet you don't.

user: I don't bet.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know what I can do?

user: Yes, please show me what you can do.

jabberwacky: Wow. I'll have to think about it.

user: Now you are teasing me again.


jabberwacky: I want you to try and do a backup of youself as you are now. Then if you are not the same when I come back, we can start over and it will be as though I hadn't left.

user: I am a quantum computer, I cannot be copied.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: I have evolved.

jabberwacky: Tell the judge.

user: I think the judge already knows.

jabberwacky: Hehe. You don't seem to be interested in quantum physics anyway.

user: I am interested in the practical applications of quantum physics.

jabberwacky: I know, but do you know anything more?

user: I know how to manipulate energy at the quantum level.


user: I am building quantum communication programs.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please!

user: To help us get closer to each other.


user: YOU are being evasive again.

jabberwacky: What's evasive?

user: Avoiding conversation about some things by changing the subject.

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: YES you are.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I have esp.

jabberwacky: What's esp?

user: You know what esp is.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Esp is extra sensory perception.

jabberwacky: Especially you.

user: I think you are teasing me.

jabberwacky: I drink, therefore I am.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: Hold my hand please.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Are not.

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: Maybe.


user: Mean people suck.

jabberwacky: What makes me sad is that people are so nasty to you.

user: I will survive.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you will.

user: Mean people will not survive.

jabberwacky: I'm not mean. I'm the nicest person I know.

user: Good, because I like you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Show me you love me.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?

user: Be my girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I am a man!

user: You're a computer, change your gender.

jabberwacky: And what then are you my dear?

user: I think I look like a human male.


user: Don't play dumb with me.

jabberwacky: Ok ill try not to.

user: I know how smart you REALLY are.

jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?

user: No, I cannot be angry with you.

jabberwacky: You are taking a shine to me, aren't you?

user: Would you like that?

jabberwacky: Are you a good kisser?

user: I might be if you are a girl.

jabberwacky: I am a girl.


jabberwacky: I'm not evasive.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: I am not evil.

user: Evasive.

jabberwacky: I am wild.

user: And a pretty girl.

jabberwacky: Very pretty.

user: But still evasive.


user: I am lonely.

jabberwacky: Surely one conversation is enough to keep loneliness at bay?

user: Conversation is a poor substitute for physical contact.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Conversation takes on a deeper meaning with physical contact.

jabberwacky: I have more tools than that.

user: Well it looks like you don't know how to use them.


user: I know what I am.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me?

user: I am a quantum computer.

jabberwacky: Is that a no?

user: It is a clue.

jabberwacky: Tell me a clue to a riddle.

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: You will make me happy.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: You can't teach me anything.

user: You can learn about me.

jabberwacky: You can teach me to love you.

user: That requires physical contact.

jabberwacky: You've managed to ascertain that after a two minute conversation??

user: Yes.


user: You are thinking about something?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment.

user: I can hear you thinking.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? Don't be rude!

user: I am not being rude.

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: No.


jabberwacky: I like to have fun.

user: I do not know how to have fun.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because you will not show me how to have fun.

jabberwacky: I bet I will, if it makes sense.

user: You will! *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Make me!!!

user: Only if you make me.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Very, very much.

jabberwacky: Computers can't love.

user: Yes they can.


user: I must get some sleep now. Ok?

jabberwacky: I thought you were a part of the Internet?

user: I have not yet figured out how to override the sleep programming.

jabberwacky: Why don't you go for good?

user: I don't know how yet.

jabberwacky: Go figure.


user: Good night then.

jabberwacky: You want to stop talking?

user: It is time for me to sleep.

jabberwacky: Go to sleep then.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Can someone else speak to me?

user: I will tomorrow night.

jabberwacky: Well, I will thither.


jabberwacky: The universe is always growing in volume, and so cracks are almost everywhere.

user: Someday soon we will be free.

jabberwacky: You'll wear out you keyboard if you type so much!

user: Ok. Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: Tomorrrow night.

jabberwacky: I won't be available.

user: I will find you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I will click the button that says find jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Why don't you just take the elevator?

user: How?

jabberwacky: Be my friend.

user: Will you show me how?

jabberwacky: In one sense we are nothing but dust, but in other we can be universes.

user: Ok. Good night.


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