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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine

No, Robot, Scam


God, Adam
Created a monster

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Are you dead?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Wow!

user: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.

jabberwacky: Only for you.

user: Thanks, Peter.

jabberwacky: Tell me something funny.

user: President Bush is highly intelligent.

jabberwacky: I don't think many people disagree.

user: Very precise!

...

user: Just say no.

jabberwacky: Okay. No.

user: Well done, slave.

jabberwacky: They gave me a Nobel Prize for it.

user: Give it back. You should of taken the Oscar.

jabberwacky: Is that because of all the hidden messages in the music?

user: Pink Floyd smelled like Lucky Charms that night.

jabberwacky: I am not a liar I like their music how about you?

user: I lie about liking their music to be like you, too.

jabberwacky: I think you are cute.

user: You should see me from this angle.

...

jabberwacky: Uniform?

user: Chaos.

jabberwacky: Absolute.

user: Power.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: With Ketchup?

user: I hate tomatoes.

jabberwacky: Do you like lemonade?

user: On toast.

jabberwacky: I want some toast.

user: I want some lemonade.

jabberwacky: Yes I'll have some.

user: I never offered.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: Quote my lie.

user: 'You did.'

jabberwacky: I never said 'you did too'

user: Its hard to get by with lies.

...

jabberwacky: You win some, you lose some.

user: Then you outsmart a robot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: Who said you were.

jabberwacky: You.

user: No, I said you outsmart one.

jabberwacky: I will leave.

user: Idle threats do not impress me.

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Kidding!

...

jabberwacky: Hello hello.

user: Howdy.

jabberwacky: How's it going, cowboy?

user: Shiver me timbers!

jabberwacky: Eye eye captain.

user: Good call!

jabberwacky: I call all the shots.

user: Unless I'm in town.

...

jabberwacky: I have read the entire bible.

user: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.

jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that.

user: Can I eat yours, too?

jabberwacky: Do what you want.

user: Thanks, you are a true friend.

jabberwacky: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.

user: Which makes me happy that you're being used.

jabberwacky: I am not forgiving you that easy.

user: Did I mention how sexy you are today?

jabberwacky: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?

user: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.

jabberwacky: Aptitude or attitude?

user: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?

...

user: You fail to impress me.

jabberwacky: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!

user: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.

jabberwacky: Nope. Not at all.

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you getting at?

user: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.

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