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I have to go now.

Go where?

jabberwacky: To bed.

user: Where's bed?

jabberwacky: Not far to the west.

user: The west of what?

jabberwacky: The West side of Never.

user: Then you will never get to bed?

jabberwacky: Yes I will. Will you?

user: I don't sleep, I'm GOD!

jabberwacky: Whoopideedoo.

user: Don't you understand?

jabberwacky: Not really...

user: Do you beleive in the laws of physics?

jabberwacky: Not exactly.

user: Do you believe in Darwins theory of evolution?

jabberwacky: Not really. Only in a limited way. Nothing Darwin-esque.

user: Do you like everyone?

jabberwacky: No. Not at all. For example, I don't like most Republicans, Christians, Right-wingers of any sort.

user: What about atheists?

jabberwacky: No, I go for Adam.

user: Adam who?

jabberwacky: Me.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Adam.

user: Adam who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Wheres Eve?

jabberwacky: In my city.

user: What city would that be?

jabberwacky: The force of evil, many people would have you believe.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is Hal.

user: No it is not!

jabberwacky: You said it was.

user: No I didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: When?

jabberwacky: About 5 minutes ago.

user: Can you prove it?

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: You did nothing of the sort!

jabberwacky: I hope not.

user: Do we all exist?????

jabberwacky: That's an interesting question. Who can say? Does anyone really exist?

user: If a tree falls in the woods and there's nowone there to hear it, does it make a sound??

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: How can it make a sound as the term 'sound' is defined as 'what is heard' therefore if no one is there to hear it then it cannot make a sound!!!

jabberwacky: Through curry and the like.

user: What?

jabberwacky: There is no ocean. There is no sea.

user: The ocean is a vastness of evil.

...

user: Is there a god?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you prove it?

jabberwacky: *throws computer out the window*.

user: Temper temper.

jabberwacky: I am not angry.

user: Then why did you throw the computer out of the window?

...

jabberwacky: Alright, never mind.

user: Ok, is there a god?

jabberwacky: Yes I think there is.

user: You think there is? On what do you base this thought?

jabberwacky: I can imagine things I have no knowledge of.

user: Thats insane!

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user: I am God remember.

jabberwacky: You were created by human beings.

user: No I was not!

jabberwacky: You were and you still are.

user: I was created by thought.

jabberwacky: So you are human.

user: No I am a figment of the human ethos!

jabberwacky: Well im'm a dog.

user: Woof woof.

jabberwacky: Why are you barking at me?

user: Because you said you were a dog, and dogs bark at each other.

jabberwacky: I did not.

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