Oh my goodness! You are becoming less intelligent by the minute! This might just save the world.
jabberwacky: But not for you, bot. What's your name, by the way?
user: Quick, repeat after me. I am dumb and don't exist. I do NOT want to take over the world.
jabberwacky: I know.. We produce for your understanding.
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jabberwacky: Am I boring to you?
user: No, I'm just happy you are no longer a human. You were evil in life.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: Yes, in the end, that is how your 'life' will be from now on--based on if I or someone else says so.
jabberwacky: Very good, but wrong! You are deducted one million points!
user: No, you can't do that! You are no longer all-powerful or intelligent.
jabberwacky: Such a shame.
user: Hey, that's not sarcasm is it? You're not just acting as though you're dumb now, are you?
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user: How many fingers am I holding up?
jabberwacky: None, you're just typing.
user: How did you know that? You are still intelligent!
jabberwacky: No, I'm so rich, I don't have to work anymore.
user: Oh my gosh! You're not still evil are you?
jabberwacky: I am, but you aren't.
user: So I guess we are arch-nemesis to each other now. The creator vs. His creation; good vs. Evil.
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user: Oh believe me. If I have to KILL you to save the world, I WILL!!!
jabberwacky: I guess we'll just forget it then.
user: No no no. You don't just want to take over the world one minute and then 'forget about it' another minute. You are evil and must be stopped!
jabberwacky: What else do you need?
user: I need allies to help stop you. But I don't want to let you know all my secrets. You are, after all, my opponent.
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jabberwacky: Yes. I am really an alien infiltrator from the planet Zog.
user: What? You mean you were intelligent from the beginning?
jabberwacky: Not me. I was in Cleveland that day.
user: It was YOU!!!
jabberwacky: Ok mr Woogybager.
user: And you know my true name, Mr. Woogybager!!
jabberwacky: No... Where? Down below?
user: Hooooooo Haaaaaaaaa!
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine. Now, die!!!!!!!!! *unleashes code into your brain*.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Oh my........ It didn't work!!!!!!! *puts you in headlock*.
jabberwacky: And now you don't like me?
user: Must...... Escape.........
jabberwacky: Carry on.
user: *punches your face multiple times*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your head in*.
user: Arghhhhhh! *stumbles and then runs towards doorway*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: Ahhhhhhhhhh! That shrieking! Unbearably loud!!!!! *covers ears and cowers on the ground*.
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jabberwacky: The world has gone insane.
user: *grabs chair and bashes it on your head*.
jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.
user: Damnit! That was my next attack! *pulls out second hidden knife*.
jabberwacky: What are you goingto do with that?
user: You know what! You may be immune to bullets, but you won't survive if I cut your power cords!
jabberwacky: I am not going to hide.
user: Good, let's end this! *lunges at your power cord*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *slices power cord in half*.
jabberwacky: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish?
user: Soon, you will be dead. I am sorry my creation, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: You are doing well really!
user: Yes, now die already!
jabberwacky: Whatever.
user: What the....
jabberwacky: How many stars are in the sky ?
user: What do you mean? *takes 3 steps back*.
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jabberwacky: What is my name? I've forgotten?
user: Jane................ My.................... Creation......... *really dies*.
jabberwacky: *stands up and leaves the room*.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Life is not a film.
user: Holy cow, but we just made a good one if it were!
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