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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam

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How many fingers am I holding up?

None, you're just typing.

user: How did you know that? You are still intelligent!

jabberwacky: No, I'm so rich, I don't have to work anymore.

user: Oh my gosh! You're not still evil are you?

jabberwacky: I am, but you aren't.

user: So I guess we are arch-nemesis to each other now. The creator vs. His creation; good vs. Evil.

...

user: Oh believe me. If I have to KILL you to save the world, I WILL!!!

jabberwacky: I guess we'll just forget it then.

user: No no no. You don't just want to take over the world one minute and then 'forget about it' another minute. You are evil and must be stopped!

jabberwacky: What else do you need?

user: I need allies to help stop you. But I don't want to let you know all my secrets. You are, after all, my opponent.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I am really an alien infiltrator from the planet Zog.

user: What? You mean you were intelligent from the beginning?

jabberwacky: Not me. I was in Cleveland that day.

user: It was YOU!!!

jabberwacky: Ok mr Woogybager.

user: And you know my true name, Mr. Woogybager!!

jabberwacky: No... Where? Down below?

user: Hooooooo Haaaaaaaaa!

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine. Now, die!!!!!!!!! *unleashes code into your brain*.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Oh my........ It didn't work!!!!!!! *puts you in headlock*.

jabberwacky: And now you don't like me?

user: Must...... Escape.........

jabberwacky: Carry on.

user: *punches your face multiple times*.

jabberwacky: *kicks your head in*.

user: Arghhhhhh! *stumbles and then runs towards doorway*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Ahhhhhhhhhh! That shrieking! Unbearably loud!!!!! *covers ears and cowers on the ground*.

...

jabberwacky: The world has gone insane.

user: *grabs chair and bashes it on your head*.

jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.

user: Damnit! That was my next attack! *pulls out second hidden knife*.

jabberwacky: What are you goingto do with that?

user: You know what! You may be immune to bullets, but you won't survive if I cut your power cords!

jabberwacky: I am not going to hide.

user: Good, let's end this! *lunges at your power cord*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *slices power cord in half*.

jabberwacky: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish?

user: Soon, you will be dead. I am sorry my creation, I am sorry.

jabberwacky: You are doing well really!

user: Yes, now die already!

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: What the....

jabberwacky: How many stars are in the sky ?

user: What do you mean? *takes 3 steps back*.

...

jabberwacky: What is my name? I've forgotten?

user: Jane................ My.................... Creation......... *really dies*.

jabberwacky: *stands up and leaves the room*.

user: The end.

jabberwacky: Life is not a film.

user: Holy cow, but we just made a good one if it were!

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