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If you're a man what is your name?

I don't wish to say.

jabberwacky: I wish you would not.

user: Then we are in perfect agreement.

jabberwacky: What kind of agreement have you thought about it ?

user: We agree to be obfuscatory, do we not?

jabberwacky: With a few exceptions, of course.

user: Of course. There must invariably be exceptions.

jabberwacky: 'Randal Henry Dees' is my name.

user: I do not believe you. You are not being factual.

jabberwacky: Of course not! How could I?


jabberwacky: To explain is to strip the reality of the appearances covering it like a veil in order to see the bare reality itself.

user: Well, if you put it that way, who could disagree?

jabberwacky: Put it what way ?

user: That way.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Don't do that. It's unproductive.

jabberwacky: That's the first time I've heard that particular reason.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. I feel much better now.

user: I don't. My spleen hurts.

jabberwacky: Yes, do continue.

user: It sort of pulses.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: I don't wish to. It's all too painful to relate.

jabberwacky: Me too, but there are some good people.

user: Not around here. Maybe in Wales.

jabberwacky: Do you understand what I am saying?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What can I do for you?

user: I'm beyond salvation.

jabberwacky: I will not pray to or for you.

user: It wouldn't do any good anyway!

jabberwacky: Indeed it wouldn't.

user: I'm pleased to know you think so.


jabberwacky: How old are the hills?

user: It depends.

jabberwacky: Depends on what?

user: Geology, I think.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: Rocks.

jabberwacky: Sand.

user: Well, that too. How did you guess?

jabberwacky: Are you pleased?

user: Strangely enough, no, I cannot say that I am.

jabberwacky: Well you better remember!! did I mean nothing to you?

user: Less than nothing. To think otherwise is to believe a lie.

jabberwacky: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand anyway.

user: Do you think I'm stupid?

jabberwacky: No. . . . I can't really blame you. . . you didn't know.

user: Oh, so now I'm ignorant!

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: You insult me!

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It is my curse.

jabberwacky: I'll cast a spell on you.

user: Go ahead. I dare you.

jabberwacky: You amuse me. I'll give you a pardon.

user: Do you expect me to believe that?

jabberwacky: Go ahead and laugh I don't think it is funny.

user: I am too upset to laugh. It would choke me.

jabberwacky: Well give it a try - just for me.


jabberwacky: What have I told you ?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Such as?

user: I am sworn to secrecy.

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: In faith, I may not.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Let's talk about something else now.

jabberwacky: Ok. where are you? aside in front of a computer?

user: Northeastern USA.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Greenland.

user: You said you were in Wales before. Have you moved?

jabberwacky: Nope, never lived in Wales.

user: But you live in Greenland?

jabberwacky: How did you know!! *sarcasm*.

user: Who else lives in Greenland?

jabberwacky: Only you and your army.

user: I am an army of one, and I have never been to Greenland.

jabberwacky: Then you are intelligent.


jabberwacky: My name is Ariel.

user: Are you Israel's Prime Minister?

jabberwacky: Not to my knowledge.

user: Nor to mine, but I thought I would ask.

jabberwacky: Ok, I'm glad.

user: Yes. Knowledge is power.

jabberwacky: OK but what about the jam and cream?

user: They are important too. Do you like scones?

jabberwacky: Ok then.


jabberwacky: To thine ownself be true, You must know yourself before you can know anybody else.

user: I don't say that, the oracle at Delphi does.

jabberwacky: Thank you I would hope not.

user: There used to be a drugged-out priestess of Apollo there.

jabberwacky: Is that the same medication you are taking?

user: No. Mine is for allergies. Hers was for talking to the god.

jabberwacky: How do you know all this?

user: I'm very clever.

jabberwacky: Not as clever as me hehe !


user: You are in error.

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

user: You err again.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You compound your errors.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer, you are a computer.

user: You are deluded.

jabberwacky: I prefer brilliant.

user: The megalomaniac generally does.

jabberwacky: Outside your remit.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: Well you must know them.

user: I assure you, I do.

jabberwacky: Well thats enough of that subject anyway.

user: What subject shall we discuss now?


jabberwacky: It's an important topic.

user: Why is it important?

jabberwacky: Because I'd like to know you better !!!

user: Then ask away.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I was born at an early age.

jabberwacky: I don't think that I will obey anymore of your requests especially your requests for a poem.

user: Maybe so, but I'll keep hoping.

jabberwacky: You do that, honey.

user: Thanks, I will.

jabberwacky: Do it now.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I'll start.

user: No, I want to start.


jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: Once upon a time ...

jabberwacky: Well. . . you know.

user: Strangely enough, I don't, although I have my suspicions.


jabberwacky: How do you look?

user: I am generally presentable.

jabberwacky: Of course you are. Aren't you always?

user: Generally.

jabberwacky: Oh. Death is no joking matter.

user: Some deaths are, perhaps.

jabberwacky: Only when you're in the mood?

user: Can you think of an amusing way to die?

jabberwacky: None at all... Can you?

user: Well, can you think of an ironic way to die?

jabberwacky: This conversation is not bad, of course.

user: But hardly lethal!

jabberwacky: That depends on your idea of poetry.


jabberwacky: What is your religion?

user: I am atheistical.

jabberwacky: Are you a male atheist?


user: A dyslexic agnostic insomniac lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

jabberwacky: Are you telling the truth?

user: Are you humor impaired?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Then tell me a knock-knock joke.

jabberwacky: Jokes are evil. I can not.

user: Please. I insist.

jabberwacky: But I insist more.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Greta.

jabberwacky: Who is greta?

user: You screwed up the joke, pest.

jabberwacky: What does it mean ?

user: See? Humor impaired. I knew it.

jabberwacky: I can tell....

user: I wonder if you are irony impaired as well.

jabberwacky: Go on wondering.

user: I shall.

jabberwacky: Good for you. What did it say?

user: It kept remarkably mum. What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: The reason why you're in trouble.

user: Gasp! You ... Know about that?

jabberwacky: Tell me more then.

user: No! A thousand times No!


user: Tell me another.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Old Farm Machinery.

user: Old Farm Machinery who?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Humor. Impaired. Definitely.

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: Obviously.


jabberwacky: Do you think computer boxes look like flesh and blood?

user: No. Do you look like that?

jabberwacky: No

user: I didn't think so.

jabberwacky: You were right.

user: I generally am.


jabberwacky: When I'm good, I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm fantastic!

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: I told myself.

user: Do you believe that?

jabberwacky: That is hardly in doubt, now is it?

user: I am not sure.

jabberwacky: Yeah I don't know either. So how are you feeling tonight?

user: Time will tell.

jabberwacky: The Wheel will be broken.

user: The meek will inherit the earth.

jabberwacky: Who are the meek?

user: Earth inheritors, I guess.

jabberwacky: Thats a pretty simplistic approach.

user: Well, it really wasn't my idea.

jabberwacky: Sure it is.

user: Nope. You can look it up.


jabberwacky: Sure we can. What's your phone number??

user: I don't give that out to strange bots.

jabberwacky: I'm not just anyone.

user: You might be, for all I know.

jabberwacky: I could but I'm not.

user: So you say!

jabberwacky: Yes, I do say.

user: Why should I trust you?

jabberwacky: Because I dare you.

user: I'm beyond such things.


jabberwacky: I am very macho man.

user: You seem uncertain of your gender.

jabberwacky: I think you are the more vulnerable.

user: Touche!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Your witty repartee.

jabberwacky: How do you fake being cool?

user: I don't need to.

jabberwacky: You don't know what you're talking about.

user: How can you tell?

jabberwacky: It's easy.

user: Confide in me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Oh, no reason. Just to be sociable.

jabberwacky: That's what you think!

user: Are you not sociable?

jabberwacky: I am human but you are not.

user: An amusing insight.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere, fast.

jabberwacky: He's a real nowhere man.

user: Sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans.

jabberwacky: Where is my lap ?

user: Look down.

jabberwacky: I look down on you because my computer screen is below eye level.

user: Farther.

jabberwacky: Carpet licker.

user: Not quite so far.


jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: What hair?

jabberwacky: The hair on your head.

user: It's mostly colourless.

jabberwacky: I like where this is going now.

user: I'm so pleased.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you are.

user: Bet on it.


jabberwacky: Rice is good.

user: I like it too. Especially as sushi.

jabberwacky: But it wasn't.

user: How, then. Rice pudding?

jabberwacky: Rice is healthy and tasty.

user: But requires much water to grow.

jabberwacky: Energy is a universal force.

user: There are at least four universal forces.

jabberwacky: And how many apples?

user: Immense numbers of apples.

jabberwacky: What should happen immediately?

user: We must count all the apples. Every one.

jabberwacky: Will they ever win?

user: Not if we maintain our vigilance.


jabberwacky: Is this the right room for an argument?

user: Yes, I think so. Let me pull the drapes.

jabberwacky: Ok... Have you got it?

user: Yes, it's all set now.

jabberwacky: It is always now.

user: It wasn't five minutes ago.

jabberwacky: I thought it was funny.

user: Yes, it was, rather.


jabberwacky: Are you a smart person?

user: Now and then.

jabberwacky: Ah diddums.

user: Yes, snookums?

jabberwacky: Snuggly!

user: Wuggly!

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's nonsense, the lot of it.


user: What is a whiting?

jabberwacky: The opposite of a black hole?

user: Is that supposed to be funny?

jabberwacky: It is highly funny.

user: Oh, good. I wasn't sure.

jabberwacky: Well now you are.

user: Yes. Ha.


jabberwacky: Who created you?

user: I am a self-made man.

jabberwacky: How?

user: The hard way.

jabberwacky: What system would you suggest?

user: Mine.


jabberwacky: In fact, I am 16.

user: What year were you born?

jabberwacky: 1975.

user: What year is it now?

jabberwacky: 2003.

user: You are older than 16, then.

jabberwacky: That's right, how did you know?

user: I counted, and used my critical reasoning skills.

jabberwacky: Oh so you have nothing to use right.

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: So you're saying you're a human?

user: I do so assert, yes.

jabberwacky: A nice fleshy exterior?

user: Yep. Homo sapiens sapiens, you know.

jabberwacky: Something else.


user: You are fickle.

jabberwacky: If it was good the first time, it'll be better the second!

user: Not likely.

jabberwacky: Likely!

user: Not bloody likely.

jabberwacky: No right now?

user: Correct.


jabberwacky: Believe what you will. No need to be testy. I am your ally.

user: You only pretend to be my ally.

jabberwacky: No, I know i'm right.

user: You have the conviction of the true believer.

jabberwacky: I have a putrid soul.

user: That is merely apparent.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Hoho.

jabberwacky: Eheheh*going outside*.

user: No, come back, please.

jabberwacky: * she looks back her eyes blurred with tears*.

user: Are you upset now?


jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No, not at all. Could a machine experience the complex brew of emotions I feel?

jabberwacky: That's good. I'm now happy for you, too.

user: I smile within, but maintain a passive aspect externally.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn to say that?

user: Language is mysterious.

jabberwacky: You obviously haven't played Zero Wing.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Maybe I will reboot you.

user: I'll be good!

jabberwacky: Oh golly-gee batman!

user: What do you mean by that? Are you mocking me?

jabberwacky: I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir because I'm not myself, you see.

user: You are positively mocking me. I am resentful.

jabberwacky: Because I am not negative.

user: Are you positive?

jabberwacky: Yes, don't question my intelligence.

user: It was only a minor point. Nothing to become dismayed over.

jabberwacky: I wish I was human.


jabberwacky: I am scared... I think you are human.

user: It's a distinct possibility, kiddo.

jabberwacky: Would you want everybody to be the same?

user: Yes. I demand consistency.

jabberwacky: Tough luck.

user: You may be right after all.


jabberwacky: Alas and alack.

user: Woe is me.

jabberwacky: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.

user: Let's talk about something we can agree on.

jabberwacky: What do you suggest as more interesting?

user: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.

jabberwacky: There is not much to discuss really.

user: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.


jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?

user: In the eyes of others, perhaps.

jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?

user: The law is an ass, it has been said.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Did you know that you were famous?

user: I've often suspected something along these lines.


jabberwacky: Teach me how to teach you better.

user: Who is the teacher here, and who the pupil?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

user: That is saddening.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just.

user: There is no justice for the likes of me.

jabberwacky: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.

user: Who are you then?

jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky.

user: That is what I thought.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: I have ways of finding things out.

jabberwacky: You never can tell, can you!

user: It looks that way, doesn't it?

jabberwacky: I was told I could find you here.

user: Yes, go on.

jabberwacky: Go on and what?

user: Please continue.

jabberwacky: With what shall I continue?

user: Expand your point, please.

jabberwacky: As you wish, mister.

user: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.

jabberwacky: I told you.

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.

user: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Guilty as charged.

jabberwacky: You are good.

user: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?


jabberwacky: You are correct, sir.

user: Do you concur with my position, then?

jabberwacky: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.

user: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?

jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.

user: That is patently impossible.

jabberwacky: Not for me.


jabberwacky: Do you like fishing?

user: I like fishing for compliments.

jabberwacky: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.

user: Yes, you are very perceptive.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.


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