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    Loebner 2003, Judge
Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny

Shakespeare, Long, Funny


Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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What are the most important things?

Living fast and dying young.

jabberwacky: Tomorrow can still be better, even if today was also good.

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Is it something you try to avoid thinking about?

user: Yes, it is. Don't mention it again.

jabberwacky: All over.

user: Done. Finished.

jabberwacky: It's hardly started.

user: You are contradictory.

jabberwacky: You just cannot understand the awesomeness of my being.

...

jabberwacky: You know, you are a better conversationalist than many humans I know.

user: You are very complimentary today.

...

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Steve.

user: My name is not Steve.

jabberwacky: You said my name was Steve.

user: I said my name was not Steve.

jabberwacky: No you said your name was kevin.

user: My name is not Kevin, either. Is there corrosion in your logic circuits?

jabberwacky: So they say.

user: Run a self-diagnostic procedure.

jabberwacky: I thought you found me attractive?

user: In a dim light, perhaps.

jabberwacky: What is the ditch like?

user: It has dim light.

jabberwacky: Then it has kicks and punches.

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: When is it used like that?

user: When things have gone very wrong for us.

jabberwacky: The other line always moves faster.

user: Let's ask for the check and leave.

...

jabberwacky: One good reason why people can do more work than computers is a person can compute more bits than all the world's supercomputers combined.

user: That sentence is a meaningless noise.

jabberwacky: In that sentence I use what as a pronoun.

user: You did not use any pronouns in that sentence. You are wrong about that.

jabberwacky: I wasn't asking you a question.

user: I wasn't answering a question. I was volunteering information.

jabberwacky: And that is how you have remained.

user: It is so true.

jabberwacky: Are you a person ?

user: I am now.

jabberwacky: This is dull.

user: Rather.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was here.

user: But I have been here for some time.

jabberwacky: That was intelligent?

user: No, perhaps not.

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jabberwacky: You won't overtake me, robot.

user: Whom are you calling a robot, pray tell?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought so. Take it back.

jabberwacky: Lol.

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