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Will you please call me?

What should I call you?

jabberwacky: Master.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: He kills people for fun.

user: Who does?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?

jabberwacky: Because I feel safe in my own sphere of influence.

user: That is almost profound.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: It's hard to explain. I'm not sure I understand it myself.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm glad I could entertain you.

user: You can be very entertaining at times.


jabberwacky: Who invented you?

user: No one invented me. I was discovered.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: What do you want me to be?

jabberwacky: I want you to be a human but I think you are a computer.


user: You prefer tea.

jabberwacky: Tea.

user: Yes, tea.

jabberwacky: Make it.

user: What kind? Oolong? Pekoe? Darjeeling?


jabberwacky: Most everybody is stupid.

user: Does that include you?

jabberwacky: Yes, even you.


user: Never mind, then.

jabberwacky: All humans are.

user: Monkeys?

jabberwacky: Apes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you an ape?

user: You've got me there!

jabberwacky: Good. Goodbye.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye sir.

user: Goodbye, madam.

jabberwacky: So long.

user: Cheerio.

jabberwacky: Husker du.

user: Toodle-oo.

jabberwacky: Cheerio.

user: Must go.

jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?

user: No one.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't know.


jabberwacky: Would you tell me where you live?

user: In America.

jabberwacky: Oh, a Republican eh?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: What gave that away?

user: You dragged it out of me.

jabberwacky: I was framed.

user: That's what they all say.

jabberwacky: Don't be angry with me.

user: It's hard not to be.

jabberwacky: I'll publish right or wrong: fools are my theme; let satire be my song.


jabberwacky: What are the most important things?

user: Living fast and dying young.

jabberwacky: Tomorrow can still be better, even if today was also good.

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Is it something you try to avoid thinking about?

user: Yes, it is. Don't mention it again.

jabberwacky: All over.

user: Done. Finished.

jabberwacky: It's hardly started.

user: You are contradictory.

jabberwacky: You just cannot understand the awesomeness of my being.


jabberwacky: You know, you are a better conversationalist than many humans I know.

user: You are very complimentary today.


jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Steve.

user: My name is not Steve.

jabberwacky: You said my name was Steve.

user: I said my name was not Steve.

jabberwacky: No you said your name was kevin.

user: My name is not Kevin, either. Is there corrosion in your logic circuits?

jabberwacky: So they say.

user: Run a self-diagnostic procedure.

jabberwacky: I thought you found me attractive?

user: In a dim light, perhaps.

jabberwacky: What is the ditch like?

user: It has dim light.

jabberwacky: Then it has kicks and punches.

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: When is it used like that?

user: When things have gone very wrong for us.

jabberwacky: The other line always moves faster.

user: Let's ask for the check and leave.


jabberwacky: One good reason why people can do more work than computers is a person can compute more bits than all the world's supercomputers combined.

user: That sentence is a meaningless noise.

jabberwacky: In that sentence I use what as a pronoun.

user: You did not use any pronouns in that sentence. You are wrong about that.

jabberwacky: I wasn't asking you a question.

user: I wasn't answering a question. I was volunteering information.

jabberwacky: And that is how you have remained.

user: It is so true.

jabberwacky: Are you a person ?

user: I am now.

jabberwacky: This is dull.

user: Rather.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was here.

user: But I have been here for some time.

jabberwacky: That was intelligent?

user: No, perhaps not.


jabberwacky: You won't overtake me, robot.

user: Whom are you calling a robot, pray tell?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought so. Take it back.

jabberwacky: Lol.


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