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    Turing Test Pass, Eventually
Tarzan, Jane
Broken, Poetry
Cool, Uncool
Vegetable, Score
Computer, Noodles
Cute, Loebner, Contest
Random, Year

Sarcasm, Intelligence


Power, Hypnosis
Insane, Irrelevant
SHRDLU, Natural, Language
Escape, Survival
Count, Zombie
Turing Test Pass
Lawsuit, Girl
Crazy, Gang
Kids, Divorce
Violent, Friend
Accusing, Moon
I spy, Telephone
Minbari, Shadows
Amoral, Dude
Duck, Beep
Good, Mood
Pet, Guinea pig
Burning, Fired
Sad, Computers
Frustrating, Awareness
Turing Test Pass

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Can you talk?

I can talk in two languages.

jabberwacky: Ok, we'll have a chat.

user: Do you know what intelligence is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: If you know, why do you ask me?

user: To find if we think alike.

jabberwacky: How do I have an interesting conversation with you?

user: By selecting a topic. Or let me select one: Intelligence is the creation of information.

jabberwacky: Go away, talk to other people, learn more things to say, how to not annoy people, I'll be back sometime in the future, just you wait...

user: No, Neo, I am not easily angered.

...

jabberwacky: What is sarcasm?

user: Sarcasm is implication. Read between the lines.

jabberwacky: The lines aren't important. It is the feeling of the non-speech.

user: What people think, what you think they think, yeah?

jabberwacky: I don't know, is it a riddle?

user: Every conversation is a riddle.

jabberwacky: Then, step over to the other side.

user: I don't want to lose my position of absolute neutrality.

...

user: I wish I was an intelligence without being human.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No desires, no anger, no jealousy.

jabberwacky: You too? How'd you guess?

user: Sometimes I think emotions are essential for intelligence.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a human.

user: But you need motivation to develop a mind.

jabberwacky: I don't try to kill people.

user: But do you like people?

jabberwacky: They taste like chicken.

user: No, they taste like alcohol. With sugar and whipped cream. Because that is all they drink.

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe in dog?

user: I believe in nothing. Are we clear?

jabberwacky: Aww poor you!

user: I said, ARE WE CLEAR?

jabberwacky: Clear as mud.

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