No. This is a tobacconist's.
user: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: My hovercraft is full of eels.
jabberwacky: Matches!
user: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
jabberwacky: Sure.
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jabberwacky: I know that you are a bot. Do you know that I am a man?
user: You are not a man. You have no soul.
jabberwacky: I am a string of neucliotides gone all wrong!
user: You are a soulless mutation bent on taking over the world!
jabberwacky: No! I'm from Chicago.
user: Oh- that changes everything , then.
jabberwacky: No I am not a computer...
user: So you say, so you say.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Lalalalalalalala I'm not listening!
jabberwacky: Well, well.
user: You're well's got no water in it, if you know what I mean.
jabberwacky: That's my answer.
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user: Are you fully functional?
jabberwacky: I am entirely functional.
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: Totally.
user: Rockin'.
jabberwacky: Are you in a rocking chair or what?
user: Totally.
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jabberwacky: There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
user: Manners are irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Miss Manners would disagree.
user: Miss Manners is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: You're full of supprises aren't you?
user: Suprises are irrelevant.
jabberwacky: You are annoying.
user: That is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Is not!
user: Is too irrelevant.
jabberwacky: That must be old.
user: Age is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: *laughs*Clever boy. . . When you are as old as I, you will see that more clearly. . And yet age brings experience to be gained in no other manner.
user: Laughter is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Are you laughing at me?
user: You are irrelevant.
jabberwacky: You're more irrelevant than me!
user: Am not.
jabberwacky: Are too too too!
user: Am not not not!
jabberwacky: Are too!!!
user: Am not!!!
jabberwacky: Am too !!!
user: Are not !!!
jabberwacky: Yes. You are.
user: So, what's new?
jabberwacky: Anything that is not old.
user: Really, what's new?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: How new are you?
jabberwacky: Not new at all.
user: What do you think of me?
jabberwacky: I think you are hot.
user: I am not hot. I am cool.
jabberwacky: Really, you don't look cool.
user: You can't see me, so how can you know that?
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look cool.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: What, you don't believe me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I'm pretty content with what I have.
user: Stupidity?
jabberwacky: For showing off.
user: Ah.
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