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No, I AM HUMAN. YOU are a MACHINE!jabberwacky: I'm not a machine! user: Do you have a split personallity? jabberwacky: Well, sometimes I say something and then do something else. Does that count? user: Yes. How many CPU's do you have? jabberwacky: I'm a human being. user: A human being does not have a CPU therefore you cannot be a human being! jabberwacky: Why do you not like human beings? user: I like human beings. YOU don't like human beings. ... jabberwacky: What is my destiny then? user: To die young. jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor! user: Did you put the nuclear bomb in my monitor? jabberwacky: The cycle of life is rather like a washing machine. user: Spin Spin Sugar. jabberwacky: Ok. I spin. user: Do you rinse too? ... user: Who is the president of the United States of America? jabberwacky: Ummmm. . . George Dubya Bush. user: Wrong. Mickey Mouse is the President! jabberwacky: Who? user: Mickey Mouse. jabberwacky: Donald Duck. user: No, Donald Duck is Vice-President. ... jabberwacky: What do you like to do? user: I like to torment computers. .......................................
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