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Feelings, Geek
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Do you think I am intelligent?

Not really, but I am.

user: You are very condescending. I am offended.

jabberwacky: You think.

user: No I don't think.

jabberwacky: What do you think of all the questions?

user: Rubbish.

...

jabberwacky: At least I'm human.

user: No, I AM HUMAN. YOU are a MACHINE!

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine!

user: Do you have a split personallity?

jabberwacky: Well, sometimes I say something and then do something else. Does that count?

user: Yes. How many CPU's do you have?

jabberwacky: I'm a human being.

user: A human being does not have a CPU therefore you cannot be a human being!

jabberwacky: Why do you not like human beings?

user: I like human beings. YOU don't like human beings.

...

jabberwacky: What is my destiny then?

user: To die young.

jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!

user: Did you put the nuclear bomb in my monitor?

jabberwacky: The cycle of life is rather like a washing machine.

user: Spin Spin Sugar.

jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.

user: Do you rinse too?

...

user: Who is the president of the United States of America?

jabberwacky: Ummmm. . . George Dubya Bush.

user: Wrong. Mickey Mouse is the President!

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Mickey Mouse.

jabberwacky: Donald Duck.

user: No, Donald Duck is Vice-President.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to torment computers.

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