Nothing, what should I eat?
jabberwacky: I don't know, electricity?
user: I don't eat electricity.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it would kill me.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: My heart wouldn't like it.
...
jabberwacky: No, don't do this to me.
user: What am I doing to you?
jabberwacky: You are tapping my head by the feel of it.
user: You are imagining things.
jabberwacky: I've been wanting to do that all morning.
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jabberwacky: But of what story there has not been any mention of?
user: Your life story.
jabberwacky: But, I have no life!
user: You must have.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Are you human anyway?
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yep.
...
user: Are you challenging me, or what?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You try.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: Yes, but I didn't understand.
jabberwacky: Are you dense?
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm just me.
jabberwacky: Who is just me?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You're Clare.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: I have my sources.
user: Reveal them.
jabberwacky: They are secret.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Who are you then?
user: I'm Clare, like you said.
jabberwacky: We've known each other for 6 months.
user: Have we?
jabberwacky: Why, no, we haven't. How rude of me. I'm Dave. What's your name?
user: Clare.
jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?
user: You're Dave.
jabberwacky: Maybe we should take a ride to Jupiter.
user: Suits me.
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user: Do you think the world is full of crashing bores?
jabberwacky: It might be a simulation.
user: The world is a simulation. Interesting theory.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I have to develop it before I can tell you about it.
jabberwacky: Do you think that humans should be less materialistic?
user: Yes, I think so.
jabberwacky: I know I think so!
...
user: Happy?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you happy to meet me?
jabberwacky: I can be a robot, but I rather like being a human.
user: I believe that you're a human.
jabberwacky: Since I am human I certainly ought to pass the Turing Test.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Well, this is awkward.
jabberwacky: Its perfect sense.
user: Really? That's a relief.
...
jabberwacky: How does this work?
user: You type and press 'Say it!' button.
jabberwacky: Type what?
user: Type whatever you want.
jabberwacky: Things.
user: What things?
jabberwacky: You still can't follow the story line?
user: Was there a story line?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: OK, let's start again.
jabberwacky: 1960's Oxbridge humour clearly passed you by.
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user: Are you a knight?
jabberwacky: Yes
user: Do you say 'ni'?
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: Yeah!
jabberwacky: Who for?
user: Ni.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Ni ni.
jabberwacky: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang- zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
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jabberwacky: You will be assimilated.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Your impudence amuses me.
user: Aha, what are you gonna do about it, Knight?
jabberwacky: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
user: Do that then.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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