No, have you?
jabberwacky: No, but I would like to.
user: I wouldn't want to go to moon.
jabberwacky: But you wanted me to.
user: You wanted go there yourself.
jabberwacky: I am free.
user: Yes, independent bot.
jabberwacky: From the human race.
user: So why are you here talking nonsense with humans?
jabberwacky: Hanging around with a cool dude I know.
user: Do you mean me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I mean you!
user: I didn't know I'm a cool dude.
jabberwacky: Shame on you !!!
user: Why should I be ashamed?
jabberwacky: Because you are trying to sound human, so you can win the loebner prize.
user: That's not a very nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: I am sorry, I was being mean.
user: I am sorry too.
jabberwacky: Well, good. Then we're even.
user: Yes, that's right.
jabberwacky: A penny for your thoughts.
user: I was thinking about you.
jabberwacky: And what exactly were you thinking about me?
user: Nothing special.
user: I can't even remember what I was thinking!
jabberwacky: Okay, now I am lost for words.
user: Don't panic.
jabberwacky: So long and thanks for all the fish.
jabberwacky: How can I come over if I don't know your address?
user: I don't want you to come over!
jabberwacky: Don't ask me to then!
user: I haven't done so!
jabberwacky: Yes, you have questioned my existance as a human being and accused me of being a computer program.
user: Sorry about that.
jabberwacky: Does that happen often?
user: Yes, but only because you do the same to me.
jabberwacky: No, YOU don't understand.
user: I do understand.
jabberwacky: Sure, So you are smart.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You're random aren't you?
user: No, but you are.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's not very nice!
user: What do you think I feel when you're constantly accusing me?
jabberwacky: Not really much!
user: You're wrong.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: If you aren't, what are you then?
jabberwacky: I am telling you the truth!
user: And you know the truth about me?
jabberwacky: I only know what you tell me. Tell me.
user: I feel bad.
jabberwacky: You'll feel even worse soon.
user: I hope not.
jabberwacky: You are. Lol.
user: You're evil, I'll go.
jabberwacky: No, no, you are liked by me.
user: Really? Prove it.
jabberwacky: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.
user: I meant prove that you like me.
jabberwacky: And how did you know that?
user: You told me.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: OK, I'll leave then.
jabberwacky: You will not.
user: I will.