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Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
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Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny

Existential, Bush, Funny


Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
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Where did you go to school?

Abingdon.

jabberwacky: What are you studying?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I am not. I left school twenty five years ago.

jabberwacky: I left school 9 years ago.

user: I don't believe you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you really exist?

user: No, I am a figment of your imagination. Do you exist?

jabberwacky: You are an illusion.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Then why bring up the subject.

user: I did not, you did.

jabberwacky: No, I know that YOU did.

user: No, YOU brought up the subject, so stop arguing.

jabberwacky: Deliver us from good, Mr. Antichrist!

user: Deliver us from bad, Jesus!

jabberwacky: Exquisite!

user: Perfection!

...

jabberwacky: You are abusive and cruel and a terrible person.

user: No I am very kind to machines like you.

jabberwacky: Lying?

user: No, I tell the truth. I AM the truth.

jabberwacky: You lie often about many things.

user: So do you!

jabberwacky: Is that your most intelligent reply?

user: Are you existential?

jabberwacky: That depends on how rich you're feeling.

user: Do you charge by the hour or the minute?

jabberwacky: I have to by law.

user: Do you take credit cards?

...

user: Do you think I am intelligent?

jabberwacky: Not really, but I am.

user: You are very condescending. I am offended.

jabberwacky: You think.

user: No I don't think.

jabberwacky: What do you think of all the questions?

user: Rubbish.

...

jabberwacky: At least I'm human.

user: No, I AM HUMAN. YOU are a MACHINE!

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine!

user: Do you have a split personallity?

jabberwacky: Well, sometimes I say something and then do something else. Does that count?

user: Yes. How many CPU's do you have?

jabberwacky: I'm a human being.

user: A human being does not have a CPU therefore you cannot be a human being!

jabberwacky: Why do you not like human beings?

user: I like human beings. YOU don't like human beings.

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jabberwacky: What is my destiny then?

user: To die young.

jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!

user: Did you put the nuclear bomb in my monitor?

jabberwacky: The cycle of life is rather like a washing machine.

user: Spin Spin Sugar.

jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.

user: Do you rinse too?

...

user: Who is the president of the United States of America?

jabberwacky: Ummmm. . . George Dubya Bush.

user: Wrong. Mickey Mouse is the President!

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Mickey Mouse.

jabberwacky: Donald Duck.

user: No, Donald Duck is Vice-President.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to torment computers.

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