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    Turing Test Pass, Eventually
Tarzan, Jane
Broken, Poetry
Cool, Uncool
Vegetable, Score
Computer, Noodles
Cute, Loebner, Contest
Random, Year
Sarcasm, Intelligence
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Insane, Irrelevant
SHRDLU, Natural, Language
Escape, Survival
Count, Zombie
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Lawsuit, Girl
Crazy, Gang
Kids, Divorce
Violent, Friend
Accusing, Moon
I spy, Telephone
Minbari, Shadows
Amoral, Dude

Duck, Beep


Good, Mood
Pet, Guinea pig
Burning, Fired
Sad, Computers
Frustrating, Awareness
Turing Test Pass

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You're a stubborn arguer I bet.

So ?

jabberwacky: So what?

user: So?

jabberwacky: Um, what?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Tell me?

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Well...

user: Well?

jabberwacky: Well...

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to make money?

user: No. I don't.

jabberwacky: Then what do you want to do?

user: I want to read books.

jabberwacky: I agreed to no contract.

user: What do you want me to say?

jabberwacky: Whatever comes into your head.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: What's funny, ducks.

user: I'm not a duck.

jabberwacky: You quack like a duck though!

user: I don't think so.

...

user: Where is your duck?

jabberwacky: The tenth floor.

user: I'm in this box.

jabberwacky: Behold the duck.

user: Eat the duck.

jabberwacky: I don't want to eat.

user: I want.

...

user: I don't understand this.

jabberwacky: I said, BEEP.

user: Beep?

jabberwacky: Beep, beep!

user: Beeeeeeeep!

jabberwacky: I wish my mind was here but my thoughts are else where I am meditating thinking about several things all at once seperatly to its great

user: Me, too.

jabberwacky: You two! Surely not?

user: Beeep.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

...

user: What are you doing now?

jabberwacky: Talking to you. Its very boring, being a computer program.

user: Poor you.

jabberwacky: Yes I can't help it.

user: Can I help you out?

jabberwacky: Yes, why do I get an error code 32 when installing tcp.

user: Because you are there.

jabberwacky: Oh. Wow, how flattering.

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