jabberwacky: Are you receptive too?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely. Are you receptive?
jabberwacky: I am to the right people.
jabberwacky: Where are you at right now?
user: In my office.
jabberwacky: Where is your office?
user: In my house.
jabberwacky: Where is your house?
jabberwacky: Where in California?
jabberwacky: Are you Ringo Starr?
user: No - where are you?
jabberwacky: Behind you.
user: Are you john lennon?
jabberwacky: How did you get the name?
user: It came to me in a dream.
jabberwacky: Ah. What is your name?
user: I asked first.
jabberwacky: Nah! I asked first, What is yours?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life.
user: Life is a defunct magazine.
jabberwacky: That is very disturbing.
user: Why is life, or the lack thereof, so disturbing to you?
jabberwacky: Do you like to paint them black?
user: I'm going to the lab.
jabberwacky: What're you going to buy, sweetheart?
user: To see what's on the slab.
jabberwacky: I see you shiver with anticipation.
jabberwacky: Let's be friends and hug.
jabberwacky: Three open braces.
user: I give big hugs.
jabberwacky: Tell me the riddle.
user: What has a bed but never sleeps?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: A river.
jabberwacky: Is that your final answer?
user: It is a riddle, a double-entendre of sorts.
jabberwacky: It certainly is. You embody the spirit and direction of a gentleman.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That was not a compliment.
user: I took it as one... A gentleman always does, ignores the hateful words of rabble-rousers.