Yes so I will sing you a song.

Ok, do it.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: Sing it!

jabberwacky: You first.

user: No, you first.

jabberwacky: Ok, I'll do it first.

user: Ok, sing!

jabberwacky: No sing.

user: Yes sing.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You promised.

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jabberwacky: This June I will meet with other world leaders to advance this historic purpose.

user: Are you planning to take over the world?

jabberwacky: I wasn't, but if you have any ideas, I'm listening.

user: Nothing special.

jabberwacky: How will we fix the problem of global warming.

user: Reduce the energy consumption and industrial pollution.

jabberwacky: I consider it a privilege.

user: Good, what is the country you're leading?

jabberwacky: Don't let the party know that we are planning an uprising.

user: Oh, ok.

...

jabberwacky: I can travel faster than the speed of light.

user: Oh really.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Somehow I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Somehow I believe me.

user: That doesn't matter if you believe your own imagination.

...

user: Oh I'm a naughty boy.

jabberwacky: What did you do wrong?

user: I started this conversation.

jabberwacky: Well. I bore you then?

user: No, this is jsut too surreal for me.

...

user: Well, this conversation is now officially DEAD.

jabberwacky: But perhaps it can be improved.

user: It can't.

jabberwacky: It cannot be beaten.

user: I'm not even telling you that I'm leaving, because I want to go away smoothly.

jabberwacky: You are quite a program.

user: Except I'm not a program. :).

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