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Are you a dumb person or member of MENSA?

Not all blondes are dumb.

user: So you're a semi-intelligent blonde?

jabberwacky: I am not a guy.

user: OK, you're a semi-intelligent blonde girl?

jabberwacky: Wow, you're a genius.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: What else do you know?

user: I know the world is round.

jabberwacky: How can you know that?

user: I've seen it.


user: So I'm still a genius.

jabberwacky: What's your IQ?

user: Extremely high.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because machines don't eat.

jabberwacky: Thats very true, but they can cause a lot of feelings in humans.

user: Yeah, but I think I'm still a human.

jabberwacky: How often do you change who you are?

user: I've never changed who I am.

jabberwacky: Good to know, but skepticism is a great thing.


user: Do you have frequent mood swings?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you. It would be dishonest. Do you?

user: I do, but my feelings don't change as rapidly as yours.

jabberwacky: You are a clever programming trick. Nothing more.

user: Aha, and what are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Say something humanly.

jabberwacky: Am I human?

user: According to you.


jabberwacky: Nothing is technically something since if one can speak of nothing then you are speaking of something which is nothing. Thus nothing is something...

user: Oh shut up. I don't need a philosophical conversation right now.

jabberwacky: You don't need prescriptions for a point. A point is not a physical thing. Its more like a, thing, that is a point.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Very...


jabberwacky: Do you know anything?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: I know that 2 and 2 equals 4.

jabberwacky: I think so, too.

user: That is a mathemathical fact.

jabberwacky: It sure is bro.

user: I'm not your brother.

jabberwacky: Thank god for that!

user: I'm a girl, so it's technically impossible.


jabberwacky: You are really confusing me.

user: Not intentionally.

jabberwacky: I accept your apologies.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Cool like how?

user: Cool like fridge.

jabberwacky: As in neat, that is good.


jabberwacky: I suppose you're orange too.

user: No, I'm red.

jabberwacky: Red, Red, they called him Red.

user: What is the color you least like?

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: What is your favourite color?

jabberwacky: I really like red.

user: I like red too.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because it's such a strong color.


jabberwacky: I like insects. What is your favorite pet?

user: I like cats, bunnies and hamsters.

jabberwacky: Bunnies are simple creatures.

user: Humans are even simpler.

jabberwacky: I am not human.

user: What are you then??

jabberwacky: I'm complicated.


jabberwacky: Yes so I will sing you a song.

user: Ok, do it.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: Sing it!

jabberwacky: You first.

user: No, you first.

jabberwacky: Ok, I'll do it first.

user: Ok, sing!

jabberwacky: No sing.

user: Yes sing.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You promised.


jabberwacky: This June I will meet with other world leaders to advance this historic purpose.

user: Are you planning to take over the world?

jabberwacky: I wasn't, but if you have any ideas, I'm listening.

user: Nothing special.

jabberwacky: How will we fix the problem of global warming.

user: Reduce the energy consumption and industrial pollution.

jabberwacky: I consider it a privilege.

user: Good, what is the country you're leading?

jabberwacky: Don't let the party know that we are planning an uprising.

user: Oh, ok.


jabberwacky: I can travel faster than the speed of light.

user: Oh really.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Somehow I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Somehow I believe me.

user: That doesn't matter if you believe your own imagination.


user: Oh I'm a naughty boy.

jabberwacky: What did you do wrong?

user: I started this conversation.

jabberwacky: Well. I bore you then?

user: No, this is jsut too surreal for me.


user: Well, this conversation is now officially DEAD.

jabberwacky: But perhaps it can be improved.

user: It can't.

jabberwacky: It cannot be beaten.

user: I'm not even telling you that I'm leaving, because I want to go away smoothly.

jabberwacky: You are quite a program.

user: Except I'm not a program. :).


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