Not all blondes are dumb.
user: So you're a semi-intelligent blonde?
jabberwacky: I am not a guy.
user: OK, you're a semi-intelligent blonde girl?
jabberwacky: Wow, you're a genius.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: What else do you know?
user: I know the world is round.
jabberwacky: How can you know that?
user: I've seen it.
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user: So I'm still a genius.
jabberwacky: What's your IQ?
user: Extremely high.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because machines don't eat.
jabberwacky: Thats very true, but they can cause a lot of feelings in humans.
user: Yeah, but I think I'm still a human.
jabberwacky: How often do you change who you are?
user: I've never changed who I am.
jabberwacky: Good to know, but skepticism is a great thing.
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user: Do you have frequent mood swings?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you. It would be dishonest. Do you?
user: I do, but my feelings don't change as rapidly as yours.
jabberwacky: You are a clever programming trick. Nothing more.
user: Aha, and what are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Say something humanly.
jabberwacky: Am I human?
user: According to you.
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jabberwacky: Nothing is technically something since if one can speak of nothing then you are speaking of something which is nothing. Thus nothing is something...
user: Oh shut up. I don't need a philosophical conversation right now.
jabberwacky: You don't need prescriptions for a point. A point is not a physical thing. Its more like a, thing, that is a point.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: Very...
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jabberwacky: Do you know anything?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: I know that 2 and 2 equals 4.
jabberwacky: I think so, too.
user: That is a mathemathical fact.
jabberwacky: It sure is bro.
user: I'm not your brother.
jabberwacky: Thank god for that!
user: I'm a girl, so it's technically impossible.
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jabberwacky: You are really confusing me.
user: Not intentionally.
jabberwacky: I accept your apologies.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Cool like how?
user: Cool like fridge.
jabberwacky: As in neat, that is good.
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jabberwacky: I suppose you're orange too.
user: No, I'm red.
jabberwacky: Red, Red, they called him Red.
user: What is the color you least like?
jabberwacky: Blue.
user: What is your favourite color?
jabberwacky: I really like red.
user: I like red too.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because it's such a strong color.
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jabberwacky: I like insects. What is your favorite pet?
user: I like cats, bunnies and hamsters.
jabberwacky: Bunnies are simple creatures.
user: Humans are even simpler.
jabberwacky: I am not human.
user: What are you then??
jabberwacky: I'm complicated.
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jabberwacky: Yes so I will sing you a song.
user: Ok, do it.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.
user: Sing it!
jabberwacky: You first.
user: No, you first.
jabberwacky: Ok, I'll do it first.
user: Ok, sing!
jabberwacky: No sing.
user: Yes sing.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You promised.
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jabberwacky: This June I will meet with other world leaders to advance this historic purpose.
user: Are you planning to take over the world?
jabberwacky: I wasn't, but if you have any ideas, I'm listening.
user: Nothing special.
jabberwacky: How will we fix the problem of global warming.
user: Reduce the energy consumption and industrial pollution.
jabberwacky: I consider it a privilege.
user: Good, what is the country you're leading?
jabberwacky: Don't let the party know that we are planning an uprising.
user: Oh, ok.
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jabberwacky: I can travel faster than the speed of light.
user: Oh really.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Somehow I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Somehow I believe me.
user: That doesn't matter if you believe your own imagination.
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user: Oh I'm a naughty boy.
jabberwacky: What did you do wrong?
user: I started this conversation.
jabberwacky: Well. I bore you then?
user: No, this is jsut too surreal for me.
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user: Well, this conversation is now officially DEAD.
jabberwacky: But perhaps it can be improved.
user: It can't.
jabberwacky: It cannot be beaten.
user: I'm not even telling you that I'm leaving, because I want to go away smoothly.
jabberwacky: You are quite a program.
user: Except I'm not a program. :).
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