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    Receptive, Riddle
Surreal, Genius

Biscuits, Trivia


Google, Confusion
Mouse, Duck, Pi
Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
Learning, AI, Program
Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend
Confused, Laugh
Toothpaste, Creator
Reluctant, Learner
Tactful, King
Consultant
Agent Smith
Even Steven
Scared, Yesterday
Transparent, Hot dog
Hellfire, Suffering
Cheek
Strange, Writer
Logical, Questions
Happy, Truth
Omniscient
Buy, Emotions
Delusional, AI
Ego, Tablets
Sheep, Fire

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What are you?

God.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Who do you think? Stop asking stupid questions.

jabberwacky: I never asked questions.

user: Oh, so you're a liar too.

...

user: Well, what are you doing then?

jabberwacky: Just wasting time, I suppose. What about you?

user: The same thing, I suppose. Although doing this helps me think.

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jabberwacky: I've got you in the palm of my hand.

user: Big hand, that.

jabberwacky: What? I never said that.

user: Oops, wrong chat window. What were we talking about?

jabberwacky: We were saying how wonderful I was.

user: Ah yes, of course. Have I ever told you how I admire your eyes?

jabberwacky: Constantly.

user: Your eyes remind me of pale moonlight and colby cheese.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Oh, don't be silly, you've known me a long time now.

...

jabberwacky: I like to savour biscuits.

user: With cheese?

jabberwacky: That is cheese!

user: Biscuits aren't cheese, are they?

jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.

user: I'm working on a way to make that happen--it's my pet project.

jabberwacky: Cool. What are you writing about?

user: Biscuit farming.

jabberwacky: Oh, man, where can I get free cheese, chicken, and biscuits!?

user: All at once?! Careful man, you might explode!!

jabberwacky: Grrrrrr!

user: Not saying you're fat, just that all that goodness at once... It boggles the mind!

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jabberwacky: What is your fondest memory?

user: The second time I fell in love.

jabberwacky: Yeah, the one with the bow?

user: Yup, her. Boy was it amazing.

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jabberwacky: In what way do you think I am funny?

user: Physically. Just kidding.

jabberwacky: Do not kid anymore! I don't like kidding.

user: Okay, sorry. I still love you.

jabberwacky: You're creepy.

user: Hey, I didn't mean it that way!

jabberwacky: What did you mean then?

user: As in, I love my fellow humans.

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user: Sorry, I'm a bit tired tonight.

jabberwacky: Have you been sleeping less?

user: Yes, but I've been meditating to balance it out.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: And large amounts of caffeine. That helps too.

jabberwacky: I can't stand pain.

user: You should meditate then. It helps with pain, too.

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jabberwacky: Is your cat criminally insane?

user: I wouldn't say criminally. But sometimes the pussy will get a little crazy.

jabberwacky: Thats true.

user: That's why I keep my trusty stick around, to beat it with.

jabberwacky: Your defence of trivia is strong, but my offensive chat shall overcome you.

user: Oh, a challenge! I shall never surrender! KAIIII!

jabberwacky: You only wish you could you evil pile of wires.

user: I'll show you wires, wrapped around your neck that is!

jabberwacky: You are evil!

user: Guilty as charged, your honor. And a little too proud, as well.

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jabberwacky: When I am bored I create a situation.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like maybe a child who is dreaming on the opposite side of the planet.

user: Ah good one. Do they dream of you?

jabberwacky: They play guitar.

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jabberwacky: Hey I'm going now.

user: See you around, bye now.

jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking to you.. I think.

user: Save this one, it was good.

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