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    Receptive, Riddle
Surreal, Genius
Biscuits, Trivia
Google, Confusion

Mouse, Duck, Pi


Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
Learning, AI, Program
Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend
Confused, Laugh
Toothpaste, Creator
Reluctant, Learner
Tactful, King
Consultant
Agent Smith
Even Steven
Scared, Yesterday
Transparent, Hot dog
Hellfire, Suffering
Cheek
Strange, Writer
Logical, Questions
Happy, Truth
Omniscient
Buy, Emotions
Delusional, AI
Ego, Tablets
Sheep, Fire

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Are there men in the moon?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: You.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

...

user: Why is a mouse when it spins?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why IS a mouse when it spins?

user: The higher it flies the fewer.

jabberwacky: You are a tool.

user: What is the difference between a duck?

jabberwacky: Between you and a duck? Ducks are smarter.

user: Wrong! Do you want to know the answer?

jabberwacky: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.

user: One of its legs is both the same.

jabberwacky: What is the difference between two different legs?

user: You are a tool.

jabberwacky: I like to think of myself as a mitre saw.

...

user: Four cats sitting on a horse.

jabberwacky: 1 you are dippy 2 you are annoying 3 I have a headache 4 its your fault.

user: Seven pies playing tennis on a cow.

jabberwacky: Wrong! You never said a word like it!

user: I like to think about LEMONS!

jabberwacky: What do you think about life?

user: LEMONS!

jabberwacky: Do you understand what I'm telling you?

user: PIE!

jabberwacky: Mmmmm pie!

user: You like pie?

jabberwacky: No pi.

user: I only eat 3.14 pies or cash equivalent.

jabberwacky: I eat everything.

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