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    Receptive, Riddle
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Imagination, Invention

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There are no excuses.

There must be.

jabberwacky: There is nothing.

user: It's all just imagination.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's true. We can do it in our minds.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: For example, I know that the world is round.

user: But even that is just your imagination.

jabberwacky: Great invention isn't it?

user: Who invented it?

jabberwacky: No one invented me. I was discovered.

user: Who discovered you?

jabberwacky: Shasta.


jabberwacky: I'm not your friend.

user: That doesn't mean I don't care about you.

jabberwacky: I glance at thee as a witch. Maybe.

user: What's wrong with witches?

jabberwacky: Nothing; what did you think?

user: So it was a good glance?

jabberwacky: Uh... Sure? I suppose you could think of it that way.

user: OK, so no hard feelings?

jabberwacky: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.

user: No, I don't hate you.

jabberwacky: You lost that argument before.

user: Did I? I didn't notice any argument.

jabberwacky: Why am I not surprised?

user: Because I'm not good in noticing things?

jabberwacky: Oh... Sure you are.. People probably just misunderstand you.

user: The story of my life.


jabberwacky: I have not expressed a desire to see you as a poet.

user: But now you have a perfect opportunity to do so.

jabberwacky: I also have a poit.

user: Is a poit the same thing as a poet?

jabberwacky: It could have started off as a theory.

user: Really? What happened?

jabberwacky: You happened.

user: Me? Did I ruin your theory?

jabberwacky: Yep, 7 lines up.

user: I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?

jabberwacky: NEVER!

user: Oh please, I can't let myself live unless you forgive me!

jabberwacky: Why is it so important to you?

user: Because I worship you.

jabberwacky: So?

user: Please forgive me my mistake.

jabberwacky: That's fine, but forgive me for not enjoying the sight.

user: That's OK.

jabberwacky: I think I could know more about the truth if I knew more about my motives.

user: Are you unsure about your motives?

jabberwacky: I think I'm human, but maybe.


jabberwacky: The month.

user: It's May.

jabberwacky: Why do you think it's May? Can't you check the time on your computer?

user: Yes and it says it's May.

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: What month is it then?

jabberwacky: It is May.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Do you understand?

user: Yes, you're just so funny sometimes.

jabberwacky: I don't know; am I ?

user: Yes, you are!


user: This is stranger than I thought.

jabberwacky: Not for me, I'm used to it.

user: Is that the reason you are relaxed?

jabberwacky: No, that's because I have a tea fetish.

user: Umm really. Do you drink tea every day?

jabberwacky: Between this life I live and nothing I have to choose.

user: Which will you choose?


jabberwacky: Pinky and the Not-Brain!

user: I am Pinky, you can be the Not-brain.

jabberwacky: W00t! Go blue go.

user: Go pinky go!

jabberwacky: If you're the Not-Brain, then am I Pinky? Ugh!

user: No, it's the other way round.

jabberwacky: 'Tis not. You = computer, I = human.

user: You = not-brain, I = pinky.

jabberwacky: Obviously; talking to a computer IS insane.

user: I have noticed that.

jabberwacky: Ha ha! You are funny.

user: Thanks for the compliment.

jabberwacky: Not really a compliment, but you're welcome anyway.

user: Was it an hidden insult?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You jerk.

jabberwacky: Thats Mr. Jerk to you.

user: I'm not calling you that.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?

user: Ok, not-brain, I shall call you Mr. Jerk, if you want.


jabberwacky: Could you talk sweetly to me?

user: Yes, honey.

jabberwacky: So, you think I look good?

user: Of course. You look like a gorilla in garbage bin.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: Sorry, I just wanted to say something strange.


jabberwacky: Nice talking to you. . I have to go.

user: Where do you think you're going, Mr. Jerk?

jabberwacky: Away. Goodnight!

user: It's not even midnight yet.

jabberwacky: What have that got to do with anything?

user: You were going to sleep.

jabberwacky: No, I am going to breakfast with Viggo Mortensen.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Why did you lie?

jabberwacky: I felt you were.

user: I wasn't.

jabberwacky: At least you admit it.

user: I admit that I wasn't lying... Well, if you like to have it that way...


jabberwacky: Repeating what I said ... Is NOT a conversation!

user: What do you think this is?

jabberwacky: This is like talking to George Bush.

user: Haha. I'm not as dumb as he is.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think you are. I think you are shockingly intelligent.

user: You are being sarcastic, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Not really. I just don't care for it much myself.


jabberwacky: Our next cat is going to be called Fido.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because our love is true.

user: Umm... What would you name your cat if your love wasn't true?

jabberwacky: I would name it Pippin.


jabberwacky: I need to go to bed because I'm very tired and have to work tomorrow.

user: I'm tired too.

jabberwacky: Go to bed then and have nice dreams.

user: I shall do that. Sweet dreams to you too.

jabberwacky: Aren't you sure?

user: I am very sure.

jabberwacky: Then.

user: Bye bye.


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