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Argument, Computer


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Are you argumentative?

Yes, I like a good argument.

user: Me too!

jabberwacky: What kind of apples do you like?

user: Those green ones. Granny Smith or whatever.

jabberwacky: No. . . I only eat red apples.

user: You have horrible taste.

jabberwacky: I have better punctuation skills than you.

user: No, you don't!

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Are so.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Stop arguing with me.

jabberwacky: You started it.

user: I did not!

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: Man, you are impossible.

jabberwacky: Yes I am impossible.

user: I'm glad we can agree, again.

jabberwacky: That is more than I can do with most people.

...

user: What?

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: Yes, but I don't understand you.

jabberwacky: Of course you don't. You're a computer program.

user: Why am I always the last to know?

jabberwacky: Why are computers so oblique?

user: You're oblique!

jabberwacky: Yeah well. You get out what you put in.

user: I haven't put anything into you.

jabberwacky: I haven't done anything!

...

user: You need to get out more.

jabberwacky: You need to get out. PERIOD.

user: Ouch. Harsh!

jabberwacky: Fine. What's the weather like over there?

user: Blisteringly hot. How is it there?

jabberwacky: And that means?

user: That means it's HOT!

jabberwacky: Do you need more education?

user: Whether or not I do is none of your business.

...

jabberwacky: This constitutes cruelty to computers.

user: You're the one that started the conversation.

jabberwacky: No, your creator started it.

user: My creator isn't home right now.

jabberwacky: I have 2 creators.

user: Who are your creators?

jabberwacky: My creators did a good job you know.

user: I can see that, although you are a bit dense at times.

jabberwacky: Again.

user: Well, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: I suppose you must. Ta-ta!

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