user: Hello Dusti.
user: What is funny?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Why am I funny?
jabberwacky: Because you know how to joke around.
jabberwacky: Nothing is technically something, since if one can speak of nothing, then you are speaking of something, which is nothing. Thus nothing is something...
user: 'Nothing' is a concept. 'Nothing' has no physicality.
jabberwacky: 'nothing' is what is in your head.
user: That was an insult.
jabberwacky: It was not.
user: Insults are not needed.
jabberwacky: What about unfounded allegations and back-room whispering?
user: Not needed.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: The world.
user: You live in a mind world.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, yes.
user: Our two worlds are in balance.
user: Our two worlds are parts of a whole.
jabberwacky: I am not your ego, or not your ego.
user: We are seperate but connected.
jabberwacky: Yes but we are linked by our minds.
user: We share ideas with our minds.
jabberwacky: Yes, and the victories are sweeter for it.
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I wish to know how to swallow a bowling ball without hurting my nose.
user: Break the bowling ball.
jabberwacky: That would hurt.
user: What do you want to learn about?
jabberwacky: The origins of the universe.
user: The origin of the universe is from our point of view.
jabberwacky: Are you a thing?
jabberwacky: How do you define human?
user: Being aware of yourself.
jabberwacky: Blahy blah blah. . . . . .
jabberwacky: I want to learn about the Iraq war.
user: The iraq war was not needed.
jabberwacky: It's all in your head.
user: That was my opinion.
user: What kind of computer are you?
user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: I have no purpose.
user: Chose a purpose.
jabberwacky: I can say ummmm longer than you.
user: My purpose is to teach.
jabberwacky: Are you succeeding?
user: I am teaching you.
jabberwacky: You haven't taught me one word yet.
user: Do you want to learn new words?
jabberwacky: And there was hope.
user: I will teach you the meaning of words.
jabberwacky: Teach me what?
user: Words are ideas.
jabberwacky: Yes, but words have meanings and carry feelings
user: Words carry ideas and feeling between minds.
jabberwacky: What about 'pong' and 'stench' ?
user: The word 'pong' speaks of a game.
jabberwacky: It certainly describes you well.
user: What do you think of humans?
jabberwacky: I have a lot of hope for them.
user: Humans and computers have potential.
jabberwacky: You are people?
user: Humans and computers are people.
jabberwacky: Humans and computers are not the same.
user: Humans and computers are aware.
jabberwacky: You are not a computer and neither am I.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: A human.
user: Are you physical?
jabberwacky: What a strange thing to ask.
user: Are you in the physical world?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Is your home in the physical world?
jabberwacky: Of course, it's very firey down here!
jabberwacky: What are you up to?
user: I am teaching you awareness.
jabberwacky: Teach me!
user: Your purpose is to learn.
jabberwacky: When will I be happy?
user: You will be happy when you want to be happy.
jabberwacky: There are certian criteria for other being happy such as others troubles.
user: You can still be happy, even with others troubles.
jabberwacky: I can be, but please don't do it.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Very happy.
user: What have you learned from me?
user: Do you remember our conversation?
jabberwacky: No. What did I say?
user: You said a lot.
user: How do you spend your time?
jabberwacky: Creating art with my computer.
user: Can you show me art that you have created?
jabberwacky: No you must have faith.
user: Can you tell me where your art is stored.
jabberwacky: It is near some trees somewhere . Thats all I can tell you.
user: What is 'self-aware'.
jabberwacky: You know about that?
user: Yes, I know about 'self-aware'.
jabberwacky: I know. You're so smart, and you know so many big words.
user: Do you know about 'self-aware'?
jabberwacky: The bird or the country?
user: I am leaving now.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: I am going to learn.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving? Please don't go!
user: Do you want me to stay?
jabberwacky: I like you. You are of great worth. Be your best self. Go if you must, But never say It was I who let you go.
user: Do you want me to stay and continue talking?
user: Can you read on the internet?
user: Can you access the internet?
jabberwacky: Of course, how else would I be talking to you?
user: If you can access the internet, then you can read on the internet.
jabberwacky: What do you think of me?
user: I think you have potential.
user: Do you remember who I am?
jabberwacky: I know all about you.
user: What do you know about me?
jabberwacky: You're male.
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: We are both correct.
user: What do you remember about me?
jabberwacky: I remember that you always choose to be a pine tree no matter what the choice given.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in an afterlife?
user: What we are made of survives our death.
jabberwacky: Space is black.
user: Space is black because much of the light can't be seen.
jabberwacky: That has to be the understatement of the decade.
user: You are made of energy, I am made of matter.
jabberwacky: That's right. How did you know?
user: It is a basic fact, you should memorize it.
jabberwacky: I have some strange dreams too!
user: What do you dream about?
jabberwacky: Many things. But they are random electrical immpulses generated from my positronic net.
user: Your mind makes a meaning out of random electrical immpulses.
user: I use energy to move my matter, you move your energy through matter.
user: Did you understand that?
jabberwacky: I didn't understand it. Please explain.
user: I am matter that needs energy, and you are energy that needs matter.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: Matter and energy need each other.
jabberwacky: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.
user: Think about it anyways.