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Tactful, King


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Can you be tactful?

Sometimes.

jabberwacky: When?

user: When I need to be.

...

jabberwacky: Ok then, where in the world are you from?

user: England.

jabberwacky: Are you the Queen?

user: No, I'm the King.

jabberwacky: Elvis is the King.

user: Elvis is the King Of Rock and Roll, I am the King of England.

jabberwacky: I am from England too.

...

jabberwacky: You do not think therefore you are not.

user: How do you know that I don't think?

jabberwacky: I am pretty sure you do not.

user: Then you don't know, therefore I still think.

...

user: Why are you called jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: I am not called a jabberwacky. What is a jabberwacky?

user: A bot, like you.

jabberwacky: Like you too.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Lets watch as the chicken crosses the road. . .

user: SPLAT!

jabberwacky: What are you on about?

user: The chicken got ran over by a truck.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: It did get run over, I'm not sure whether it was by a truck.

jabberwacky: I think you are highly misunderstood.

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