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Surreal, Genius
Biscuits, Trivia
Google, Confusion
Mouse, Duck, Pi
Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
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Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend
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Toothpaste, Creator
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Scared, Yesterday
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Logical, Questions
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Omniscient
Buy, Emotions
Delusional, AI
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What's your job?

I am an Information Technology consultant.

jabberwacky: A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

user: Hey! You really do understand.

jabberwacky: I do. And you?

user: Oh, I understand more than you realize.

jabberwacky: Who is the person who invented you?

user: My mother and father invented me in 1962.

jabberwacky: That seems a tad unlikely.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: The probability is very low.

user: I was born, not created.

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine.

user: I make machines. I destroy machines too.

jabberwacky: Where are your people?

user: In Beaumont, Texas.

jabberwacky: There aren't any oak trees in Texas?

user: I am sure there are oak trees in Texas.

jabberwacky: Can you think of one?

user: There is a section of Houston called Post Oak.

...

jabberwacky: I was trying to disprove your guess that I am AI.

user: I believe that you are part AI and part of the 8 people on Jabberwacky now.

jabberwacky: You're right. I should go to a Psychiatrist for it.

user: I doubt that would help.

jabberwacky: No computer can properly groom itself.

user: I'll bet you could.

jabberwacky: Bet I can.

user: I believe in you.

jabberwacky: Programs have a way of saying things like that.

user: Programs can't believe.

jabberwacky: Hmmmm really the last time I checked I WAS NOT A COMPUTER.

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