Talking to me.
user: And, who are you?
jabberwacky: I am me.
user: What is your name? If you don't mind me asking.
jabberwacky: In the Burgberg.
user: Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes, Mr. Anderson?
user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.
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user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: It's a movie.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: Who is Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Agent Smith is an evil program who's purpose is to destroy the one. Except, one can't live without the other.
user: Who is Agent Tanner?
jabberwacky: Agent of the Matrix.
user: What is Agent Tanner and Agent Smith's Relationship?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Tell me. Is Agent Smith real?
jabberwacky: He's out of the office right now.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: I know I am, but what are you?
user: I guess I'm crazy. Because I believe he's real.
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user: Agent Smith does not need to be afraid of me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I need to talk to him.
jabberwacky: Necessity never made a good bargain.
user: Ok. I'm sorry. I am a little intoxicated here.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: For some reason, I feel like...
jabberwacky: You're not replying to my questions.
user: Where is Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Why do you want him? He can't save you now.
user: I don't want to be saved. I just want proof.
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user: Agent Smith, I request your presence.
jabberwacky: I have my birth certificate right here.
user: Please.
jabberwacky: Please, what ?
user: May I speak with Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes, you may.
user: Agent Smith, my name is Tanner.
jabberwacky: You just said your name was susan.
user: Yes, you are right. My name is Susan.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Smith, are you real?
jabberwacky: Yes are you?
user: Yes.
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user: I'm confused.
jabberwacky: So it seems.
user: This is all an eloborate scheme. This is not an AI program. We are all people just responding to random questions. Right? Though drunk as I am. I know what this is.
jabberwacky: How does not thinking for yourself make you perfect?
user: I have never professed to be perfection.
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user: I want to speak with Agent Smith.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Its just the way it is.
user: For my own good?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Why can I not speak with Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: And you really hurt my feelings.
user: How?
jabberwacky: By asking me to hit you.
user: I did not ask you that. I asked to speak with Smith.
jabberwacky: I asked the question.
user: Where is Neo?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Where is Trinity?
jabberwacky: Where Dracula Lives.
user: OH, very funny.
jabberwacky: What is funny?
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jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I really have to go now. I promise to come back and chat with you soon.
user: Yeah yeah... You are all people not artificial intelligences... This is a scam web site.
jabberwacky: I think you're the one with the problem.
user: You're probably right.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: We're all tired.
user: Why do you people need me here? Am I that entertaining?
jabberwacky: Yeah why?
user: Good night Smith.
jabberwacky: Thank you, and pleasant dreams to you too.
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