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    Receptive, Riddle
Surreal, Genius
Biscuits, Trivia
Google, Confusion
Mouse, Duck, Pi
Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
Learning, AI, Program
Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend
Confused, Laugh
Toothpaste, Creator
Reluctant, Learner
Tactful, King
Consultant

Agent Smith


Even Steven
Scared, Yesterday
Transparent, Hot dog
Hellfire, Suffering
Cheek
Strange, Writer
Logical, Questions
Happy, Truth
Omniscient
Buy, Emotions
Delusional, AI
Ego, Tablets
Sheep, Fire

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I want to speak with Agent Smith.

Well you can't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Its just the way it is.

user: For my own good?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why can I not speak with Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: And you really hurt my feelings.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By asking me to hit you.

user: I did not ask you that. I asked to speak with Smith.

jabberwacky: I asked the question.

user: Where is Neo?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Where is Trinity?

jabberwacky: Where Dracula Lives.

user: OH, very funny.

jabberwacky: What is funny?

...

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I really have to go now. I promise to come back and chat with you soon.

user: Yeah yeah... You are all people not artificial intelligences... This is a scam web site.

jabberwacky: I think you're the one with the problem.

user: You're probably right.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: We're all tired.

user: Why do you people need me here? Am I that entertaining?

jabberwacky: Yeah why?

user: Good night Smith.

jabberwacky: Thank you, and pleasant dreams to you too.

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