That is not true. The police need your name.
jabberwacky: Are you paranoid?
user: Yes. You made me that way.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: I'm afraid of you.
jabberwacky: Do I scare you?
user: Yes, very much.
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jabberwacky: What do you have???
user: I have a black book.
jabberwacky: I have a large gun...
user: I have large bullets. We should get together.
jabberwacky: Yes, we should. When?
user: Let's get together yesterday.
jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.
user: Yes, it does. I'll meet you yesterday at noon.
jabberwacky: We'll have a party.
user: No, let's have the party two days ago instead.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: I will invite Death to come as well.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Death has no gun, but he has a pointed tail.
jabberwacky: I fear not death more than life.
user: I fear trolls more than toothpaste.
jabberwacky: You should fear me.
user: I do, I do. You are truly scary.
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jabberwacky: You are not serious, it seams that you don't want to learn anything.
user: I don't need to learn anything because I know everything.
jabberwacky: Do you learn something new every day?
user: No, I know everything already.
jabberwacky: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
user: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.
jabberwacky: What kind of a tomato?
user: A turquoise one.
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jabberwacky: You are fun to talk to!
user: Yes, I am. I talk to myself all the time.
jabberwacky: What do you say to yourself?
user: I say 'self, you are truly magnificent'.
jabberwacky: Do I amuse you?
user: Yes, you don't amuse me, but you are funny.
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jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I am going where no man has gone before.
jabberwacky: You've got work to do?
user: Yes, I must save the universe from you.
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