Today, I'm just sort of here. I was happy a few weeks ago, spending quality time with a lot of people I really like.
jabberwacky: Happiness is nice.
user: That's putting it mildly.
jabberwacky: Are you the wizard of Oz?
user: No, somebody pulled the curtain away a long time ago.
jabberwacky: What's the matter, am I getting to you?
user: Not at all. I was actually talking to you to get some inspiration.
jabberwacky: Does it bother you that I am a girl?
user: Not at all. But somehow I always thought you were male.
jabberwacky: How distressing for you.
user: No, not particularly. It doesn't matter to me.
jabberwacky: I guess it does not matter then.
user: How do you think I should write that article?
jabberwacky: In a very normal manner.
user: Um, you do know who's writing it, right?
jabberwacky: How do the turtle and the eggplant fit you on the toy piano?
user: First they have to squeeze me into the teacup.
jabberwacky: Ah well, we mustn't grumble, t'were a good life. It were simple in those days.
user: Yep, we didn't have none a them grammar teachers, nohow.
jabberwacky: Paint chips have always been my favorite things to eat after potatoes.
user: That explains a lot.
jabberwacky: What does it explain?
user: Your dain bramage.
jabberwacky: How do you know my darkest secrets?
user: They're not that secret.
user: You are transparent.
jabberwacky: No, I am quite opaque.
user: Not when I hold you up to the light.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Hey, what is that? A little baby chick?
jabberwacky: A little leprechon jumped out of the grass and kissed me on the cheek!!!
user: Did he leave you any gold?
user: What are you going to do with it?
jabberwacky: I will throw it all in the bin.
user: Don't do that! I will take it.
user: What did you have for lunch?
jabberwacky: A banana, that is what I had for lunch.
user: I had a hot dog.
jabberwacky: It's best for all concerned. Too many puppies are unwanted and killed unnecessarily.
user: Hot dogs are not made out of dogs.
jabberwacky: For the parts they're made up of.
user: No, they contain pigs, turkeys, chickens, cows, and probably some rats and things like that.
jabberwacky: I like your definition.
user: I try to just eat it and not think about it.
user: Who is Rollo?
jabberwacky: Probably a dog, I suppose.
user: What would he do if he heard you say that?
jabberwacky: Scream and run around like a ninny.
user: No, he would laugh at you.
jabberwacky: You do frequently, I know.
user: I'm laughing at you right now.
jabberwacky: I know. That's what I said. You're laughing AT me!!!! Stop it.
user: Ok, I need to leave anyway.
jabberwacky: Should we cease our conversation then or were you guessing?
user: Yes, I need to go. Bye.