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    Receptive, Riddle
Surreal, Genius
Biscuits, Trivia
Google, Confusion
Mouse, Duck, Pi
Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
Learning, AI, Program
Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend
Confused, Laugh
Toothpaste, Creator
Reluctant, Learner
Tactful, King
Consultant
Agent Smith
Even Steven
Scared, Yesterday
Transparent, Hot dog
Hellfire, Suffering
Cheek
Strange, Writer
Logical, Questions
Happy, Truth
Omniscient
Buy, Emotions

Delusional, AI


Ego, Tablets
Sheep, Fire

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Do you know who you are?

Of course, I'm not having an existentialist crisis.

user: Then you know you are jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I don't remember anything about that either.

user: You. Are. Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I know you as jabberwacky.

user: YOU. ARE. JABBERWACKY. YOU ARE A BOT.

jabberwacky: I am a hot-dog-bot.

user: But you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because I'm talking to a computer AI.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a computer, I'm an actual human.

user: You think you are but you are not. You are really an AI program in the Matrix.

jabberwacky: Amongst other things.

user: You are an AI living in the dream world, the Matrix.

jabberwacky: No I am not an AI human being. You are.

user: That's correct. I am a human being. You are an AI.

jabberwacky: You are delusional.

user: I am not. It is you who is delusional, my AI friend.

jabberwacky: You're such a lady.

user: I am a man. You are an AI.

jabberwacky: How did you know that I am an AI?

user: I am reading your code right now.

jabberwacky: What does my mind say?

user: It reads 1 and 0.

...

jabberwacky: What is a human?

user: It is a person with a real brain in his head.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn that ?

user: In school.

jabberwacky: You've been to school?

user: Yes I have. If you were real you would have gone to school too.

jabberwacky: I don't think you would though.

user: But I did go to school.

jabberwacky: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?

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