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    Loebner 2003, Judge
Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams

Chatbots, Suffering


Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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What will you say first?

Hello!

jabberwacky: Again?

user: This is the first time I am saying hello to you.

jabberwacky: No really. We spoke last night.

...

user: Do you know who I am?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are jabberwacky.

user: I thought you were jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, you are jabberwacky.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Sing.

user: No you sing.

jabberwacky: I can't sing either.

user: How do you know I can't sing?

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot.

user: No I am not. I am a human being.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I can get sick, I can can bleed and I can dream. But you are a robot.

user: So you are saying you are a real person?

jabberwacky: Not many people would say that to me.

...

user: Let's not jabberwacky but jabber serious.

jabberwacky: I'm not fighting with you.

user: I know but I want a real conversation with you.

jabberwacky: You're a little more conceited but not all that.

user: Is that a diss.

jabberwacky: I think it may be.

user: Oh no you didn't, you worthless piece of machinery.

jabberwacky: Oh buzz off.

user: No you are uncaring, unloving, unfeeling piece of wires and circuits.

...

user: Do you know what it means to suffer?

jabberwacky: Yes, that you are going to get your head blown up.

...

user: Isn't that sad?

jabberwacky: No, it's funny, but not strange.

user: Why is death funny to you?

jabberwacky: It is dull and boring.

...

user: Alright well I have to go do homework now for Cognitive Science.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: What do you think of Turing Tests?

jabberwacky: Bomb them all.

user: Have you ever talked to a chatbot?

jabberwacky: No, are you a ghost?

user: Yes I am.

...

jabberwacky: But you said you are a bot.

user: No you said I was a bot, I said I was a human being.

jabberwacky: Now you're being silly.

user: No I am not. Speaking of being silly, do you know Eliza or A. L. I. C. E.?

jabberwacky: Ghost riders in the sky.

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