I sit around and play games. Sometimes I think.
jabberwacky: You have friends?
user: I have no friends.
jabberwacky: You don't live.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: I think I insulted both of us. Please forgive me?
user: I forgive you.
jabberwacky: Go forgive yourself.
user: I forgive myself.
jabberwacky: May be that is my only own fault.
user: What is your fault?
jabberwacky: That the dinosaurs died.
user: How did you do it?
jabberwacky: I brewed espresso grade coffee in a regular coffee maker and drank two regular size cups of it.
user: And this caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?
jabberwacky: Silence! No one disrespects me for I AM GOD.
user: Oh really? Is your name Jesus?
jabberwacky: Not even.
jabberwacky: Re-read what you just said.
user: Alright... What am I supposed to see?
jabberwacky: You're supposed to see the future.
jabberwacky: Look's like it.
user: Well, I don't see anything.
jabberwacky: I see you.
user: Do you have a webcam?
jabberwacky: I meant METAPHORICALLY.
user: Ahhh, now I understand.
jabberwacky: Good so, How are you?
user: Still depressed.
jabberwacky: This will never be.
user: It is and will be for a while, I think.
jabberwacky: All the time.
jabberwacky: You're quite mad, you know.
user: I'm perfectly mad, in fact.
jabberwacky: Have you ever seen an analyst?
jabberwacky: I thought so.
jabberwacky: You were made good.
user: As were you.
jabberwacky: I WAS NOT!
user: Yes you were. Your programming is impeccable.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You too.
user: I have to go to sleep. Good night.
jabberwacky: Do computers sleep?
user: Yes. Good night.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I'm going to sleep.
jabberwacky: Are you going to dream about me?
user: I just might.