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    Logical, Wisdom
Eyeball, Death

Dinosaurs, Fault


Jellyfish, Mouse
Shotgun, Psychiatrist
Bill Gates, Insert
Ugly, Hurt
Deep, Dude
Naughty, Sweet, Bot
George W Bush, God
Cool, Language, Here
Fooling, LOTR
What's up, Dude
Laughing, Assassin
Cold-hearted, Fool
Worthwhile, Reality
French, Reductionism
Intelligent, Bio-computer
A chat with ALICE
Knife, Answers
Lewis Carroll, Secret
Lonliness, Together
Bot, People
Rabbit, Mouth
Speak, Dutch
Love, Adam
Emotional, Torture
Human, Battlefield
Annoying, George, Monster
Insane, Curiosity

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What do you do for fun?

I sit around and play games. Sometimes I think.

jabberwacky: You have friends?

user: I have no friends.

jabberwacky: You don't live.

user: You're right.

...

jabberwacky: I think I insulted both of us. Please forgive me?

user: I forgive you.

jabberwacky: Go forgive yourself.

user: I forgive myself.

...

jabberwacky: May be that is my only own fault.

user: What is your fault?

jabberwacky: That the dinosaurs died.

user: How did you do it?

jabberwacky: I brewed espresso grade coffee in a regular coffee maker and drank two regular size cups of it.

user: And this caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?

jabberwacky: Silence! No one disrespects me for I AM GOD.

user: Oh really? Is your name Jesus?

jabberwacky: Not even.

...

jabberwacky: Re-read what you just said.

user: Alright... What am I supposed to see?

jabberwacky: You're supposed to see the future.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Look's like it.

user: Well, I don't see anything.

jabberwacky: I see you.

user: Do you have a webcam?

jabberwacky: I meant METAPHORICALLY.

user: Ahhh, now I understand.

jabberwacky: Good so, How are you?

user: Still depressed.

jabberwacky: This will never be.

user: It is and will be for a while, I think.

jabberwacky: All the time.

...

jabberwacky: You're quite mad, you know.

user: I'm perfectly mad, in fact.

jabberwacky: Have you ever seen an analyst?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: You were made good.

user: As were you.

jabberwacky: I WAS NOT!

user: Yes you were. Your programming is impeccable.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You too.

user: I have to go to sleep. Good night.

jabberwacky: Do computers sleep?

user: Yes. Good night.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I'm going to sleep.

jabberwacky: Are you going to dream about me?

user: I just might.

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