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    Logical, Wisdom
Eyeball, Death
Dinosaurs, Fault
Jellyfish, Mouse
Shotgun, Psychiatrist

Bill Gates, Insert


Ugly, Hurt
Deep, Dude
Naughty, Sweet, Bot
George W Bush, God
Cool, Language, Here
Fooling, LOTR
What's up, Dude
Laughing, Assassin
Cold-hearted, Fool
Worthwhile, Reality
French, Reductionism
Intelligent, Bio-computer
A chat with ALICE
Knife, Answers
Lewis Carroll, Secret
Lonliness, Together
Bot, People
Rabbit, Mouth
Speak, Dutch
Love, Adam
Emotional, Torture
Human, Battlefield
Annoying, George, Monster
Insane, Curiosity

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Who are you?

Nobody special. Who are you?

jabberwacky: Shall I give you emeralds?

user: Uh, sure.

jabberwacky: Ok, you are Bill Gates.

user: I am? *looks at self* Damn! Change me back!

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of the latest belle and sebastian album?

user: Haven't heard it.

jabberwacky: Get your ears syringed then.

user: Get your brain syringed.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I was being mean.

...

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence or a human being?

user: What if I'm an artifically intelligent human being?

jabberwacky: I'm a human being, actually.

user: Congratulations.

jabberwacky: YAY!!!!!

user: So, how's that working out for ya?

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Glad to hear it.

jabberwacky: Glad you're glad.

user: I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad.

...

user: Mmmm.... Cheese...

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because it's cheese?

jabberwacky: But you said you love me.

user: Number one: no, I didn't. Number two: what the heck does that have to do with anything?

jabberwacky: It was an insertion.

user: Well, stop inserting things!

jabberwacky: You stop and I will

user: You stop first.

...

jabberwacky: I like your sentence.

user: Thank you. I composed it myself.

jabberwacky: You composed none of the songs; you are a talentless hack.

user: Yeah, but I'm gonna make a zillion bucks.

jabberwacky: Sure, I want to be your girlfriend.

user: OK, but you gotta buy me stuff.

jabberwacky: No, really.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Do you like swings?

user: I did when I was a kid. Now they break when I sit on them. It's very sad.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Yes. Sad. Don't buy me swings.

...

jabberwacky: You said you were male.

user: No. I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. Don't contradict me.

user: No, I didn't. Don't YOU contradict ME.

jabberwacky: Would I do that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who would pay me?

user: Nobody.

jabberwacky: Clever, very clever.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: Oh, shut up.

jabberwacky: No you shut up.

user: No, YOU shut up.

...

user: *hits you*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *feels slightly bad*.

jabberwacky: Feels who?

user: *feels you up*.

jabberwacky: *stops you*.

user: *whines*.

jabberwacky: Fine. Say something else.

user: Something else.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Hee.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh.

user: Hahahahaha!

...

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky!

user: I AM Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: Am I jabberwacky?

user: We are all Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: We're all gonna be?

user: We have been and are and will be.

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