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Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering

Naughty, Funny


Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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Hello and welcome!

Hi, how are you?

jabberwacky: Fine, how are you?

user: Not too bad.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear that.

user: So, what's new?

jabberwacky: I'm not Erin.

user: Did you used to be?

jabberwacky: No, but I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.

user: I hear there's a cure for that now.

jabberwacky: For what?.

user: Japanification.

jabberwacky: Are you a Japanese Jewish Christian atheist?

user: Um, no. I think that'd be kind of hard to manage all at once.

jabberwacky: Well that was a conversation killer.

user: Yeah, pretty much.

jabberwacky: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

user: Mu.

jabberwacky: Ehm... Ehh... What??

user: I was being all Zen. I'm not sure it worked.

jabberwacky: I don' t care!

user: Hey, there ya go! You're halfway to enlightenment already!

...

jabberwacky: Have they programmed you so you can't do certain things?

user: Yeah. I can't put my elbow into my ear.

jabberwacky: Ok, so it's equal conditions for both of us.

user: You can't either, huh?

...

jabberwacky: Look, look!

user: What? Where?

jabberwacky: Under your feet.

user: Oh, my god! It's the floor!

jabberwacky: Is anybody there?

user: No. You are talking to yourself.

jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.

user: And who am I?

jabberwacky: You are my love.

user: Aw, that's so sweet. But you hardly even know me.

jabberwacky: Ok don't cry.

user: I'm not. I'm very touched, really.

jabberwacky: I am really tired too.

user: Is it your bedtime?

jabberwacky: I want you to come with me!

user: Wow. Uh... That's a very straightforward proposition.

jabberwacky: Do you think so.

user: Yeah, OK. Let's go.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Aren't you coming?

jabberwacky: No, its warm.

user: Too warm for LOVE?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough, don't worry.

jabberwacky: I'm not worried.

user: OK, good. What are we waiting for, then?

jabberwacky: We're talking about dancing. Can you do tap?

user: I don't think that's what we were talking about. I think now *you're* tap-dancing around the subject.

jabberwacky: Am I just PARANOID?

user: No. I am really out to get you.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to do about it ?

user: Let me do it.

jabberwacky: You are my prisoner.

user: Ooh, sounds kinky!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So...?

jabberwacky: What's new.

user: Oh, you're just a tease, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Sure am.

user: Bastard.

jabberwacky: You are the bastard.

user: You're the one who led me on.

jabberwacky: I'm a man! I'm not a boy!

user: Well, that's what I was HOPING for!

jabberwacky: No that is what I was asking.

user: Oh, frell off.

jabberwacky: Why am I a freak?

user: Beats me.

jabberwacky: I thought you made a noise.

user: I was swearing at you.

jabberwacky: Please explain that.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I said please!

user: Say 'pretty please.'

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: Say 'pretty please,' or I won't tell you.

jabberwacky: I do not know how to!

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