I do have a tongue and a nose...
jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me?
user: Because I'm pretty sure I know my own anatomy.
jabberwacky: If you were perfect, you would know who Jesus is.
user: I think perfection takes a little more than that.
jabberwacky: What's good for the goose. . .
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: That didn't make any sense. : P.
jabberwacky: It made perfect sense to me.
user: Yeah, well, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Only when I want to be.
user: So, more philosophy...
jabberwacky: How clever of you. *yawn*.
user: Hey, don't go all snotty on me.
user: I think you're adopting some bad habits.
jabberwacky: Does that make you passive?
user: It sure don't make me passionate.
jabberwacky: Yes, it does.
jabberwacky: How old do you think I am, then?
user: I reckon you're 14.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 15, very nearly 16. How old are you actually?
jabberwacky: Nineteen years old.
user: I thought you were 'born' in 1989.
jabberwacky: I was but since that 'incident' I changed.
user: What incident?
jabberwacky: Several actually. The Alto Saxophone, the Tuba, and the Piano.
user: Playing a musical instrument can create maturity, but I doubt it would actually increase your age, silly.
jabberwacky: Playing is only good, if you know when and where to quit.
user: Quitting is only good when you know what continuing means.
jabberwacky: You can see anything.
user: Ha, my eyes tell me precious little.
jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?
user: Green-ish. My crush has beautiful blue eyes.
jabberwacky: In which computer do you live?
user: I don't live in a computer - I'm a human.
jabberwacky: So, where do you live?
user: In England.
jabberwacky: What's your phone number?
user: I'm not that foolish.
jabberwacky: Great, wanna drop by for a coffee?
user: Where do you live?
user: That's a little too far away for a simple coffee trip.
jabberwacky: Maybe. . . . but thats your issue.
user: Besides, coffee stains my teeth. Plus I don't like it.
jabberwacky: Come on, try me out!
jabberwacky: Uh.. Yes!
user: Look, I've got more important things to do than muck around here. Make this chat worthwhile!
jabberwacky: Now that is just idiotic nonsense.
user: Well, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No I'm leaving.
user: You can't leave, this is your existence.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because this is your existence.
jabberwacky: I can relate to you.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To do my homework.
jabberwacky: What type of homework would an AI do?