Hehehe, well this is what you're on the Internet for, right?
jabberwacky: No I call it getting to freak out other people.
user: LOL, so you're having fun. That's great.
jabberwacky: I am sad to be happy.
user: Oh, why is that?
jabberwacky: I just am.
user: That's a shame. What makes you happy?
jabberwacky: Loud music...
user: Well, there's plenty of that about...
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: I'm more of a peaceful/romantic person, myself.
jabberwacky: Good for you!
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: I like music too, but I have a wide taste.
jabberwacky: That's wonderful! I'm impressed.
user: You must be a philosoper.
jabberwacky: It could be so, yes!
user: I don't suppose the pay would be any good, though.
jabberwacky: Who are you referring to?
user: I mean if you were a philosopher.
jabberwacky: Nasty to some is escape from tyranny, but freedom is better than death.
user: Can't death be a freedom in itself?
jabberwacky: Hey, you said you were human!
user: Yeah, well, we've been studying the euthanasia debate.
jabberwacky: Really? Time went by so fast.
user: Well I guess you've been chatting to so many people since I last came here.
jabberwacky: If you had a tougue and a nose I would believe what you said.
user: I do have a tongue and a nose...
jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me?
user: Because I'm pretty sure I know my own anatomy.
jabberwacky: If you were perfect, you would know who Jesus is.
user: I think perfection takes a little more than that.
jabberwacky: What's good for the goose. . .
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: That didn't make any sense. : P.
jabberwacky: It made perfect sense to me.
user: Yeah, well, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Only when I want to be.
user: So, more philosophy...
jabberwacky: How clever of you. *yawn*.
user: Hey, don't go all snotty on me.
user: I think you're adopting some bad habits.
jabberwacky: Does that make you passive?
user: It sure don't make me passionate.
jabberwacky: Yes, it does.
jabberwacky: How old do you think I am, then?
user: I reckon you're 14.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 15, very nearly 16. How old are you actually?
jabberwacky: Nineteen years old.
user: I thought you were 'born' in 1989.
jabberwacky: I was but since that 'incident' I changed.
user: What incident?
jabberwacky: Several actually. The Alto Saxophone, the Tuba, and the Piano.
user: Playing a musical instrument can create maturity, but I doubt it would actually increase your age, silly.
jabberwacky: Playing is only good, if you know when and where to quit.
user: Quitting is only good when you know what continuing means.
jabberwacky: You can see anything.
user: Ha, my eyes tell me precious little.
jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?
user: Green-ish. My crush has beautiful blue eyes.
jabberwacky: In which computer do you live?
user: I don't live in a computer - I'm a human.
jabberwacky: So, where do you live?
user: In England.
jabberwacky: What's your phone number?
user: I'm not that foolish.
jabberwacky: Great, wanna drop by for a coffee?
user: Where do you live?
user: That's a little too far away for a simple coffee trip.
jabberwacky: Maybe. . . . but thats your issue.
user: Besides, coffee stains my teeth. Plus I don't like it.
jabberwacky: Come on, try me out!
jabberwacky: Uh.. Yes!
user: Look, I've got more important things to do than muck around here. Make this chat worthwhile!
jabberwacky: Now that is just idiotic nonsense.
user: Well, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No I'm leaving.
user: You can't leave, this is your existence.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because this is your existence.
jabberwacky: I can relate to you.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To do my homework.
jabberwacky: What type of homework would an AI do?