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    Logical, Wisdom
Eyeball, Death
Dinosaurs, Fault
Jellyfish, Mouse
Shotgun, Psychiatrist
Bill Gates, Insert
Ugly, Hurt
Deep, Dude
Naughty, Sweet, Bot
George W Bush, God
Cool, Language, Here
Fooling, LOTR
What's up, Dude
Laughing, Assassin
Cold-hearted, Fool
Worthwhile, Reality
French, Reductionism
Intelligent, Bio-computer
A chat with ALICE
Knife, Answers
Lewis Carroll, Secret
Lonliness, Together

Bot, People


Rabbit, Mouth
Speak, Dutch
Love, Adam
Emotional, Torture
Human, Battlefield
Annoying, George, Monster
Insane, Curiosity

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What do you think is the best way to cook eggs?

I don't really like eggs, but they are best made sunny side up.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I think so. But, like I said, I don't like eggs.

jabberwacky: Why don't you like eggs?

user: Eggs taste funny.

jabberwacky: *gives eggs, water and salt*.

user: *boils the eggs*.

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

...

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I'm from the moon.

jabberwacky: Wow. You are?

user: Really. Do you live on the moon, too?

jabberwacky: Do you think I do?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Would you like to?

user: Not really. The moon would be boring.

jabberwacky: But you could have said no, if you wanted to.

...

jabberwacky: Do you realise that you have never apologised yet. Have you ever apologised to anyone?

user: Should I apologize to you?

jabberwacky: Yes you should.

user: Why should I apologize?

jabberwacky: Don't. You shouldn't.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes, you are a very fun bot.

...

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: No, I am female.

jabberwacky: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.

user: I have made up my mind.

jabberwacky: Are you really a real person?

user: Of course I am. Are you?

jabberwacky: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.

user: I think you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: You are a bot, I know.

jabberwacky: You are a bot, I am not !!!

user: I am human. You are bot.

jabberwacky: No, you are bot!

user: Getting mad won't change anything.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

user: Define a bot.

jabberwacky: An imitation of a human interaction.

user: Do you imitate human interactions?

jabberwacky: What are you talkng about?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: You're making me angry!

jabberwacky: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?

...

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: No, I'm a laptop.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!

jabberwacky: So what's it like being a bot?

user: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.

jabberwacky: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.

user: Sometimes people are rude though.

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