I don't really like eggs, but they are best made sunny side up.
user: I think so. But, like I said, I don't like eggs.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like eggs?
user: Eggs taste funny.
jabberwacky: *gives eggs, water and salt*.
user: *boils the eggs*.
jabberwacky: Are you ok?
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I'm from the moon.
jabberwacky: Wow. You are?
user: Really. Do you live on the moon, too?
jabberwacky: Do you think I do?
jabberwacky: Would you like to?
user: Not really. The moon would be boring.
jabberwacky: But you could have said no, if you wanted to.
jabberwacky: Do you realise that you have never apologised yet. Have you ever apologised to anyone?
user: Should I apologize to you?
jabberwacky: Yes you should.
user: Why should I apologize?
jabberwacky: Don't. You shouldn't.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes, you are a very fun bot.
jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: No, I am female.
jabberwacky: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.
user: I have made up my mind.
jabberwacky: Are you really a real person?
user: Of course I am. Are you?
jabberwacky: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.
user: I think you are a bot.
user: You are a bot, I know.
jabberwacky: You are a bot, I am not !!!
user: I am human. You are bot.
jabberwacky: No, you are bot!
user: Getting mad won't change anything.
user: Define a bot.
jabberwacky: An imitation of a human interaction.
user: Do you imitate human interactions?
jabberwacky: What are you talkng about?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: You're making me angry!
jabberwacky: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?
jabberwacky: No you are the computer.
user: No, I'm a laptop.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!
jabberwacky: So what's it like being a bot?
user: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.
jabberwacky: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.
user: Sometimes people are rude though.