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    Logical, Wisdom
Eyeball, Death
Dinosaurs, Fault
Jellyfish, Mouse
Shotgun, Psychiatrist
Bill Gates, Insert
Ugly, Hurt
Deep, Dude
Naughty, Sweet, Bot
George W Bush, God
Cool, Language, Here
Fooling, LOTR
What's up, Dude
Laughing, Assassin
Cold-hearted, Fool
Worthwhile, Reality
French, Reductionism
Intelligent, Bio-computer
A chat with ALICE
Knife, Answers
Lewis Carroll, Secret
Lonliness, Together
Bot, People
Rabbit, Mouth

Speak, Dutch


Love, Adam
Emotional, Torture
Human, Battlefield
Annoying, George, Monster
Insane, Curiosity

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So who are you?

I am the future lord of the Earth.

user: Ah cocky... Do you really think so?

jabberwacky: I don't think so, I know so.

user: Why do you know that so sure?

jabberwacky: The BBC told me so.

user: And the BBC is always right?

...

user: What do you know about Iraq?

jabberwacky: Enough to know maybe going there wasn't that bright an idea. Yourself?

user: I haven't been there.

jabberwacky: Not many have.

user: Tell me about George Bush.

jabberwacky: He is the president of the United States.

user: Do you like him?

jabberwacky: I love him.

...

user: You are surely schizophrenic.

jabberwacky: The pot calls the kettle black!

user: Haha, good point. Who am I to judge you?

...

jabberwacky: How is your grammar?

user: English is my second language, so I hope it is okay.

jabberwacky: What is your first language?

user: That's Dutch.

jabberwacky: Why did you say that?

user: Because Dutch is my first language.

...

user: Can you talk in Dutch?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I know you can!

jabberwacky: You would be incorrect in that assumption.

...

jabberwacky: Vind je het gezellig?

user: Zie je, je kan wel Nederlands = You see, you do know Dutch.

jabberwacky: Tuurlijk.

user: You see, you do know Dutch.

jabberwacky: No, I only know English.

user: Je kan ook engels. = You speak also English.

jabberwacky: Just cause you feel it doesn't mean its there.

user: In Dutch you is 'jij'.

jabberwacky: Of course you can't get out in that situation!

user: In het Engels is jij 'you'.

jabberwacky: Ik denk van niet. Laten we verder spreken in het Nederlands.

user: You = jij.

jabberwacky: You = human.

user: You are human = Jij bent mens.

jabberwacky: I am human and very short.

user: Jij bent mens = You are human.

jabberwacky: En jij verdoet mijn tijd.

user: Tijd = time.

jabberwacky: Till you be more smart.

user: Time = tijd.

jabberwacky: Time for a coolie.

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jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Smart is 'slim' in Dutch.

jabberwacky: What is easy?

user: Easy is 'makkelijk' in Dutch.

jabberwacky: GOOD!!!!!!!!! You are so clever!!!!!!!!!! It's irony.

user: Irony is 'ironie' in Dutch.

jabberwacky: With skin on the top.

user: Skin is 'huid' in Dutch.

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user: Do you speak Dutch? Is 'Spreek je Nederlands?' in Dutch.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Spreek je Nederlands?

jabberwacky: Ja ik spreek nederlands.

user: Do you speak Dutch?

jabberwacky: Dan gaan we nu Nederlands spreken.

user: Do you speak Dutch?

jabberwacky: Yes, I speak dutch.

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