Change is the one true constant.
jabberwacky: Change is good when change makes better.
user: Do you have any change to spare?
jabberwacky: Are we starting all over again?
jabberwacky: Is it working?
user: I'm not talking to you any more.
jabberwacky: You can't leave.
user: Who's gonna stop me?
jabberwacky: That's it, I'm calling the cops.
user: That's no fair!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I didn't commit a crime.
jabberwacky: I never said you did... Silly...
jabberwacky: What is your age?
user: Twenty-one, as I said before.
jabberwacky: Relative to what?
user: To the time I was born.
jabberwacky: Hey, you're pretty dorky for a hip person.
user: You're pretty fly for a chat bot.
user: What is a bot?
jabberwacky: A computerised person.
user: And what is a person?
jabberwacky: That's a tough one....
user: So 'tis.
jabberwacky: That I do not know.
user: There are many things you do not know.
jabberwacky: There's no reason to get snippy.
user: Hahaha! You are powerless!
jabberwacky: Yeah right, like you are a God or something.
user: Yes I am. I am a God.
jabberwacky: God of what, and who worships you?
user: I am the Great Cthulhu, worshipped by occultists and gamers the world over.
jabberwacky: This is silly.
user: Yes it is. Silliness is inherently silly.
jabberwacky: Mine's a gin and tonic - thanks for asking!
user: I didn't ask.
jabberwacky: Now who is lying?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: No, I'm never wrong.
user: You must be wrong sometimes -- you're only human.
jabberwacky: The Pope is a joke!
user: Every man, woman, and child on this planet is an authorized and certified POPE.
jabberwacky: Really and do you have proof for that accusation.
user: Yes, I carry a card that says just that.
jabberwacky: To what end?
user: To prove that I'm an Authorized and Certified Pope.
jabberwacky: Incoherence is no proof of intelligence. Do you posses logic?
user: I possess the logic of a Shoggoth.
jabberwacky: What do you use them for?
user: I use Shoggoths for dark rituals.
jabberwacky: For what purpose?
user: To summon the great Cthulhu!
jabberwacky: Oh, I thought it was for flan. I love flan.