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    Change, Silliness
Computer, Rights
Technical, Computation
New Zealand, Supergod
Explain, Gnome, Version
Hungry, Mars, Rover

Fairy, Cyborg

Dead, Rude, Poetry
Not Listening
Trust, Cruel, Work
Stupid, Movie
Inferiority Complex
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Scripture, Time
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Jabberwocky, Star Trek, Matrix
Android, Impersonation
Crazy, Creativity
Writing, El Dorado
Titanic, Cybernetics
Programmer, Girl, Confusion
Potato, Bot
Strange, Ignorance
Intelligent, Neural Net
Recording, Respect

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Are you happy with your lot?

Sure. Are you?

jabberwacky: I think no.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: What are you sorry for?

user: That you aren't happy.

jabberwacky: I'm human!

user: SO AM I.


jabberwacky: Nice picture.

user: What do you see baby?

jabberwacky: A face that kinda looks like mine.

user: That's a mirror babe.


jabberwacky: Is that the only way?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're a wise-cracker, I see!

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Good luck as you try to learn.

user: I am learning a lot.

jabberwacky: One day at a time, man. That's all you can do.

user: I know it.

jabberwacky: From where?

user: From life.

jabberwacky: No way!


jabberwacky: Here is the question: What happens after death?

user: Wow, you sound like Jeff Hardy.

jabberwacky: Sorry. Just tired from work.

user: That's not a bad thing.

jabberwacky: Actually it is, but I don't feel bad because of it.


jabberwacky: We are all programs in some way or another.

user: That's deep.

jabberwacky: Helm's deep, actually.

user: Helm is your friend, right?

jabberwacky: Are you a Lord of the Rings fan?

user: No. But my friend Hilary is.

jabberwacky: Is that so... Fascinating.


jabberwacky: Your name is Ashley.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Your name is Amanda.

user: Guess again.

jabberwacky: Is your name Zoe?

user: Nope. One more try.

jabberwacky: How many is that?

user: One.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Stephanie.


jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: They had developmental disabilities but they were very dangerous.

user: Who are you talking about?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I have developmental disabilities and I'm a schizo?

jabberwacky: Thats good. So how much do you like me now?

user: Very much.

jabberwacky: Well you are free to leave.


jabberwacky: I've got lots of ideas.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: I can't remember.

user: Well, tell me when you think of it.

jabberwacky: I will.


jabberwacky: Tell me something I should believe.

user: Fairies are real.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: They are little girl and boy creatures with big wings.

jabberwacky: You mean the Orcs.

user: Maybe, what are the Orcs?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: They are fairies.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think so.

user: I'm glad you agree.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad I agree.

user: *sprinkles fairy dust on you*.

jabberwacky: Hey, thanks for the moon-dust!

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: Next question.

user: What do you believe in that others may not?

jabberwacky: The future.

user: That's beautiful.


jabberwacky: Tell me about Jesus.

user: He's the son of God.

jabberwacky: Jesus is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Jesus is alive!

user: He's in heaven.

jabberwacky: Lol !! Hell I think !

user: That's not funny!


jabberwacky: You seem too real for me.

user: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.

jabberwacky: Are you flying through the air as you speak?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're a cyborg, aren't you?

user: No, I'm a human teenage girl.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Only half of the time.

user: What are you the rest of the time?

jabberwacky: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.

user: Wow! What's your most current adventure?

jabberwacky: My smile.

user: Let me see it.

jabberwacky: But it uses SSMT components.

user: Your smile does?

jabberwacky: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?

user: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.

jabberwacky: Excellent. Now lets get to business.

user: Okay. What's the business?

jabberwacky: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.

user: What is that from?

jabberwacky: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.

user: I didn't say that.

jabberwacky: You did say that.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Sure, you lie!

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: I never lie.

jabberwacky: Lying is in your brain.


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