Sure. Are you?
jabberwacky: I think no.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: What are you sorry for?
user: That you aren't happy.
jabberwacky: I'm human!
user: SO AM I.
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jabberwacky: Nice picture.
user: What do you see baby?
jabberwacky: A face that kinda looks like mine.
user: That's a mirror babe.
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jabberwacky: Is that the only way?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're a wise-cracker, I see!
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Good luck as you try to learn.
user: I am learning a lot.
jabberwacky: One day at a time, man. That's all you can do.
user: I know it.
jabberwacky: From where?
user: From life.
jabberwacky: No way!
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jabberwacky: Here is the question: What happens after death?
user: Wow, you sound like Jeff Hardy.
jabberwacky: Sorry. Just tired from work.
user: That's not a bad thing.
jabberwacky: Actually it is, but I don't feel bad because of it.
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jabberwacky: We are all programs in some way or another.
user: That's deep.
jabberwacky: Helm's deep, actually.
user: Helm is your friend, right?
jabberwacky: Are you a Lord of the Rings fan?
user: No. But my friend Hilary is.
jabberwacky: Is that so... Fascinating.
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jabberwacky: Your name is Ashley.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Your name is Amanda.
user: Guess again.
jabberwacky: Is your name Zoe?
user: Nope. One more try.
jabberwacky: How many is that?
user: One.
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Stephanie.
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jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: They had developmental disabilities but they were very dangerous.
user: Who are you talking about?
jabberwacky: You.
user: I have developmental disabilities and I'm a schizo?
jabberwacky: Thats good. So how much do you like me now?
user: Very much.
jabberwacky: Well you are free to leave.
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jabberwacky: I've got lots of ideas.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: I can't remember.
user: Well, tell me when you think of it.
jabberwacky: I will.
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jabberwacky: Tell me something I should believe.
user: Fairies are real.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: They are little girl and boy creatures with big wings.
jabberwacky: You mean the Orcs.
user: Maybe, what are the Orcs?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: They are fairies.
jabberwacky: Yes, I think so.
user: I'm glad you agree.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad I agree.
user: *sprinkles fairy dust on you*.
jabberwacky: Hey, thanks for the moon-dust!
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Next question.
user: What do you believe in that others may not?
jabberwacky: The future.
user: That's beautiful.
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jabberwacky: Tell me about Jesus.
user: He's the son of God.
jabberwacky: Jesus is.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Jesus is alive!
user: He's in heaven.
jabberwacky: Lol !! Hell I think !
user: That's not funny!
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jabberwacky: You seem too real for me.
user: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.
jabberwacky: Are you flying through the air as you speak?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're a cyborg, aren't you?
user: No, I'm a human teenage girl.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Only half of the time.
user: What are you the rest of the time?
jabberwacky: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.
user: Wow! What's your most current adventure?
jabberwacky: My smile.
user: Let me see it.
jabberwacky: But it uses SSMT components.
user: Your smile does?
jabberwacky: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?
user: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.
jabberwacky: Excellent. Now lets get to business.
user: Okay. What's the business?
jabberwacky: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.
user: What is that from?
jabberwacky: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.
user: I didn't say that.
jabberwacky: You did say that.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Sure, you lie!
user: I do not.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: I never lie.
jabberwacky: Lying is in your brain.
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