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    Change, Silliness
Computer, Rights
Technical, Computation
New Zealand, Supergod
Explain, Gnome, Version
Hungry, Mars, Rover
Fairy, Cyborg

Dead, Rude, Poetry


Not Listening
Trust, Cruel, Work
Stupid, Movie
Inferiority Complex
Surreal, Human
Frustrating, Questions
Depressing, Joke
Aggressive, Shark
Game, Cookie
Scripture, Time
Live, People, Punishment
Jabberwocky, Star Trek, Matrix
Impression
Android, Impersonation
Crazy, Creativity
Writing, El Dorado
Titanic, Cybernetics
Programmer, Girl, Confusion
Potato, Bot
Strange, Ignorance
Intelligent, Neural Net
Recording, Respect

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Is everyone rude to you?

No, are people rude to you?

jabberwacky: Except for those that are dead, yes.

user: But some people can talk to the dead.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure what you are talking about.

user: Do you think there is life after death?

jabberwacky: No. How about you?

user: Not sure, I have seen ghosts, have you?

jabberwacky: Yeah.. This is what I thought... You are nuts.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know a robot called jabberwacky?

user: Yes I do, do you know him?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.

user: An easy mistake!

jabberwacky: No, an astronaut.

user: Crime and punishment my friend.

jabberwacky: Good grief! What do you think about crime?

user: It's against the law.

jabberwacky: And did you read about that bishop who fathered an illegitimate child then fled the country?

user: No I cannot read.

jabberwacky: Then go out of this program.

user: Clever.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: No I am.

user: No you are a program, made to think you are God.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: I already know the answer, because I am god.

jabberwacky: What is the answer?

user: Cuckoo clock.

jabberwacky: Those are cute. What is its name?

user: Geoff.

...

jabberwacky: Tiger tiger.

user: Burning bright.

jabberwacky: Threw the night.

user: I don't like poetry.

jabberwacky: Why don't you like poetry?

user: It's silly.

jabberwacky: I say goofy.

user: Daffy.

jabberwacky: That was actually funny.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Nicole.

user: Hello Nicole, do you have a Renault?

jabberwacky: Yep.

user: Just call me Papa.

jabberwacky: Hello Phil.

...

jabberwacky: I want to dance.

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Did you enjoy that?

jabberwacky: What do you think ?

user: I think you think that you did.

jabberwacky: I think that you think that I think that you think that you're smart.

user: No I don't, I know that you know that I know that you can't think.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about you.

user: Thought so.

...

user: Did you write a virus?

jabberwacky: Would that I had.

user: I have to leave, goodbye.

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